funny family fortunes answers
real wrong and funny family fortunes answers


An animal you cannot fit into a Mini car: "Mouse, "

A food that has one or more holes in it: "Spaghetti, " (Anthony Costa was no doubt thinking of Spaghetti Hoops. The delightful Costa family also produced the 'cotton wool' answer below.)

Something made of wool: "Cotton wool, "

An animal with three letters: "Lion, "

A bad place to fall asleep: "Concrete, "

A French ferry port: "Dover, "

Something you mount: "A mountain, "

Something you lose when you get older: "Your purse, "

A sport which involves throwing something: "Tennis, "

A type of bean: "Lesbian, " (This and the one above were the product of Brian Dowling's fertile imagination, on a celebrity edition of the show, in which the 'purse' answer also arose.)

Something you would play with in the bath: "A bazooka, "

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself, "

A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria, "

Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: "Hitler, "

A number you might have to memorise: "Seven, "

Something that makes you close your eyes: "Dark, "

Something that comes in pairs: "Rabbits, "

A way of toasting someone: "Over a fire, "

A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald, "

An instrument you can play while walking in the street: "A cello, "

A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil, "

A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone, "

A slang word for a girl: "Slag, "

An animal with horns: "A bee, "

A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade, "

Something made of wool: "A sheep, " (Interestingly when this question appeared again in a show aired in November 2009, the 'sheep' answer was second most popular among the public surveyed - perhaps influenced by seeing this daft answer so many times over the years.)

Something a bridegroom might wear: "A dress, "

Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: "Animals, "

An animal with a long tail: "A rabbit, "

Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A magnifying glass, "

Something you put out for the birds: "Worms, "

A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face, "

A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot day, "

A song from 'The Sound Of Music': "Dancing Queen, "
(Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning, ", "The skies are blue, ", and "Over the hills and far away, "

Someone who works early hours: "A burglar, "

Something made to be wheeled around: "A hammer, "

A reason for kneeling: "To be beheaded, "

A nickname for a slim person: "Slimmy, "

A measurement of liquid: "Paint, "

Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: "Pants, "

A famous manliness: "Carrot, "

A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A bear, "

Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: "Feeds your pets, "

Something that comes in 7's: "Fingers, "

A vocalist known by only one name: "Michael Jackson, "

A yellow fruit: "Orange, "

An animal beginning with B: "Bullfrog, "

Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick Road, "

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding Hood, "

Something associated with Queen Victoria: "Her husbands, "

Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: "Your legs, "

A place you would keep a pen: "A zoo, "

Something you beat: "An apple, "

Something associated with rain: "Water, "

An animal that lives in the English countryside: "A lion, "

Something you make into a ball: "Eggs, "

A game that uses a black ball: "Darts, "

A popular TV soap: "Dove, "

Other than 'carrier', a type of bag: "Horse, "

Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano, "

Something a Frenchman would say: "On Garde, "

A fast animal: "A hippo, "

Something you keep in the garden: "A cat, "

Something that gives you goosebumps: "Mumps, "

A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and Gretel, "

Something that has a shell: "Batman, "

Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball dance, "

Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em, "

Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires, "

A non-living object with legs: "A plant, "

A sign of the Zodiac: "April, "

An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: "Andy Pandy, "

A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your shoes, "

An animal with big ears: "A bear, "

Something you do on water: "Wallpaper, "

A musical instrument you can play in the bath: "A drum kit, "

Something associated with Egypt: "Cigars, "

A part of your body you only have one of: "Your big toe, "

Something you pull: "A potato, "

An animal used as a form of transport: "A turtle, "

A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil Johnson, "

A habit people try to give up: "Spitting, "

A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor Spock, "

Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title: "The Generation Game, "

A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de Janeiro, "

Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels, "

Something with a red light on it: "a Dalek, "

Something that makes you scream: "A squirrel, "

A food than can easily be eaten without chewing: "Chips, "

A type of record: "A floppy disk, "

A type of large cat: "Persian, "

A job that a working dog does: "A slave, "

Something people might be allergic to: "Skiing, "

An occupation where you need a torch: "A burglar, "

A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car, "

Something you use a microchip in: "A fish-fryer, "

A dangerous race: "The Arabs, "

A game played in the dark: "Charades, "

Some famous brothers: "Bonnie and Clyde, "

A jacket potato topping: "Jam, "

A part of the body you have more than two of: "Arms, "

Something you find on a fire engine: "Coal, "

A famous royal: "Mail, "

Something you do before going to bed: "Sleep, "

An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers: "A horse, "

An animal you see at the zoo: "Dog, "

Something you might do in a power cut: "Read a book, "

A famous Parisian landmark: "Hawaii, "

One of Harry Enfield's characters: "Sooty, "

A famous Irishman: "Disraeli, "

The first place detectives look for fingerprints: "The floor, "

Something you associate with the sea: "A coffin, "

A famous Arthur: "Shakespeare, "

A type of cut: "Skull, "

A weapon in the game of Cluedo: "Dice, "

Something people take to the beach: "Turkey, "

A reason someone digs a hole in the road: "Grave digger, "

An ingredient in chicken stuffing: "Chicken, "

Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him: "His name, "

A bird with a long neck: "A blackbird, "

A bird with a long neck (2): "Naomi Campbell, "

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man: "Underpants, "

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir: "The lamps, "

Something you keep in a garden shed: "A gardener, "

A song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede Moon, "

A famous cowboy: "Buck Rogers, "

A famous Wild-West character: "Wild Bill Eacock, "

Something you'd associate with the three bears: "Red Riding Hood, "

Fruit used in fruit salad: "Cucumber, "

Something you wear on the beach: "A deckchair, "

A method of cooking fish: "Cod, "

Something you borrow from your partner: "Shoes, "

A part of the body beginning with N: "Knee, "

A famous Scotsman: "Vinnie Jones, "

A famous Scotsman (2): "Jock, "

Something red: "My cardigan, "

A kind of ache: "Fillet-o-fish, "

Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels, "

Something with a hole in it: "A window, "

Something you do in the bathroom: "Decorate, "

Something you put on walls: "Roofs, "

A domestic animal: "A leopard, "

Something that floats in the bath: "Water, "

Something in the garden that's green: "The shed, "

Something a blind man might use: "A sword, "

The last thing you take off before going to bed: "Your feet, "

Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with wings, "

i'm tired of reading

where are d mods

mstweeeeee

@Nellyon - I watch the programme sometimes and it's good

I get the gist of what you're saying but the post is way toooooooo long

try posting the video link of the series - much better that way

Lol

na waa, i just dey endure dey read dey endure dey read yet i no finish

What a username! Which wan u be; MAN U or chelsea?

shakara4u:

where are d mods

mstweeeeee

what do u want the 'mods' for? i think u have ADD, you know, the attention thing, cos if u actually paid a lil attention, u would see this is where this belongs. Dummy.

what do u want the 'mods' for? i think u have ADD, you know, the attention thing, cos if u actually paid a lil attention, u would see this is where this belongs. Dummy.

wish you could talk without calling me names


p.s, do me a favor,go check yinkalink signature

And yours is ''deadlyvirus'' clearly it has invaded your brain.

hey gal, u woke up from d bad side o d bed?

u com here n spew rubbbish, (my candid opinion)

i com n ask of d mods, u call me a dummy

slowpoke, wen i start insultin u,guez u will b d one callin d mods,

dimwit!!!!

This joke is as dry as a desert $ as bored as learning calabar language.
But one thing,the replies are hilarious.AhaHAhooahaoa!

dont mind it

she/he spews d garbbage n still has d guts too open d dirty mouth n call me names

This joke is as dry as a desert $ as bored as learning calabar language.
But one thing,the replies are hilarious.AhaHAhooahaoa!

Actually annoyingly borin!! Mtscheew!

Dere r tins dat i dnt lyk dat i tolerate, n dere r tins dat i dnt lyk dat i dnt tolerate. And one of 'em is dissin my hubby. U c mo cherish öko mi gan oh,so i no dey take trash 4rm anywan 'bout him. Pls dnt fan d flames.

ehm, wait o! i thot dis was supposed to be the jokes section!


goes out to check the signage again!

Hey! Longest tym my cynical padi tò badt.

Dere r tins dat i dnt lyk dat i tolerate, n dere r tins dat i dnt lyk dat i dnt tolerate. And one of 'em is dissin my hubby. U c mo cherish öko mi gan oh,so i no dey take trash 4rm anywan 'bout him. Pls dnt fan d flames.

*all smiles*wonder what i will do on NL without you,
you a paragon,

Wow, a lot of water has passed under the bridge, Abeg go under the bed

Hey! Longest tym my cynical padi tò badt.

_{*looks at him/her cynically*}

wifey,dont do padi with him/her

d gendre is also an issue of discussion

shakara4u:


wifey,dont do padi with him/her

d gendre is also an issue of discussion

hehehe, na so my gender worry yu reach?

yea, especially when u my wife's supposed padi

but thats if i really know wats up,

so that will no,if she can sleep ova ur place.

lol,

howdy?

na transsexual.