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Holy Sh.it! by adjain(m): 9:45pm On Mar 21, 2011
Two cows in the field. One says moo! The other replies: hey, dude! That's exactly what i was about to say!
Re: Holy Sh.it! by ARareGem(f): 10:00pm On Mar 21, 2011
Mtchew
I come back to NL and this is what I get to read.
Re: Holy Sh.it! by adjain(m): 10:05pm On Mar 21, 2011
Ah, sister, welcome back to NL. I don sweep ground wait you. Food dey warm for microwave too. Hot water for your bath dey too. Make i pull your cloth too? Agbaya oshi
Re: Holy Sh.it! by dammizz(m): 10:11pm On Mar 21, 2011
Mtcheew! & d poster is gud @ criticising wit his 'sunny brain' philosophy whereas its his brain dt's undergoing sublimation. . .
Mtcheew again
Re: Holy Sh.it! by ARareGem(f): 10:13pm On Mar 21, 2011
Lol dammizz

adjain:

Ah, sister, welcome back to NL. I don sweep ground wait you. Food dey warm for microwave too. Hot water for your bath dey too. Make i pull your cloth too? Agbaya oshi
Bro wa'ever. But this food tastes terrible. And you didn't sweep the floor properly. I asked for warm water. not hot! Abi u won cook tortoise?
Re: Holy Sh.it! by adjain(m): 10:26pm On Mar 21, 2011
You don finally code. You no know say you be tortoise? Na secret sha, damiz abi na wetin dem dey call you, keep following me like say i be twitter.
Re: Holy Sh.it! by ARareGem(f): 10:35pm On Mar 21, 2011
Like that is not even funny or insulting. I try dash u humour but u dey refuse am.
I try to point out your faults so u'll change, yet u refuse. Ok see u around.
But nxt time try to try wit ur jokes.
Re: Holy Sh.it! by adjain(m): 5:13pm On Mar 22, 2011
Two eggs are frying in a pan.

The first one says: Man, it's hot in here.

the other egg screams "Holy Sh.it! a talking egg!!"

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