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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by rhamzus(m): 3:50pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
To start peachy ice cream with vodka then pounded yam and egusi with stock fish |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:50pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
fesse: Here's your meal baby Sorry about the delay with 10%, you pay me USD 655
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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by seye4nii(f): 3:56pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
fiream, e bi tin pa mi ooooo, |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:57pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
walks into the kitchen, Wow! this is beautiful, i'm already salivating with the multidirectional aroma bombarding my olfactory system Firearm, pls come and take my order, I want pounded yam with afam+egusi soup and lion's meat only a man with the lion's heart eat a lion with a bottle of guiness. I'm waiting pls, salivating, |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:59pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
slap1: I have your dogmeat peppersoup ready now. Sorry Agidi is not available at the moment. You can ask me for something else This meal is for USD 150. This shall be the last I will serve dog meat here!
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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:05pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
koastar: Lion's meat is out of stock. I am serving you Pounded yam with Egusi soup and other orisirisi Have it man! Price: USD 775
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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:09pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
**strolls in sweating profusely. . wandering reluctantly in the room. . opens a pack of gum and chewing irritably** **suddenly brings out a shot gun and yells EVERYBODY GO DOWN, ANYBODY MOVES AND I'LL BLAST THE PERSON OUT OF EXISTENCE I SAY DON'T MOVE TAKE OFF ALL YOUR WATCHES, JEWELERIES, HANDSET, SHOES AND THROWN THEM OVER TO ME NOW |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:13pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
Oh! This is so great I have my orders served in a twinkle of an eye, Firearms kitchen is the bomb! Here is your money (Firearms treshes out the balance) No, don't worry, you can keep the change |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:17pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
Hey you, waiter, get your a.s.s over here Round up everything and bring them over here, and come with a bottle of Jack Daniel before i spill your guts all over the floor |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:19pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
boobfan: Please have you meal bro I am giving u goat meat. Monkey meat is not currently in stock. Price: 650 USD, inclusive of 10% discout Sorry, all my assistants are very well paid and lovely ladies We have a code of conduct ans core values We dont mingle with customers You can check the kitchen on the next street (NL kitchen) they might have some hungry girls that need some extra cash
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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by MissyB3(f): 4:21pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
desthan:Rotfl!!! Armed robbers frequent this joint? The clients aren't safe. Missy B's kitchen is the right place to be. Your safety is guaranteed. . . .Tell all. |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:21pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
desthan: [size=14pt]GERROUT BEFORE YOU ARE MURDERED[/size]
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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by rhamzus(m): 4:26pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
this taste good, do u mind home delivery and here is my card, jst won urself a contract. |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:27pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
Ultrame: Please have you Amala meal. Can't interprete Abodi and Inu eran Maybe you can help bro Price: 670 USD inclusive of 10% discount
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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Phate07(m): 4:37pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
I need barbecued vulture. And roasted beans! |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 4:42pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
Firearm: intenstines and the others |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:44pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
Missy ★ B: Despite we are competitors in eatery market, you are and will always remain special to me This meal is for you and you alone. Will never be served here in the kitchen except to you
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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:44pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
@firearm you wanna be a tough guy, uhh. . . i'll show you what i do to tough guys , **reaches out for some rounds. . . pause for a second** **on seeing the almighty bazooka, gathers all the loots and slunk away to plan a more elaborate revenge later** |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by rhamzus(m): 4:45pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
@phate07 Seems to me that you r no different from the vulture itself jst get him akara (baked bean) and akamu (parp) |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 4:47pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
@ desthan, how much would it cost if i am to order that thing in your profile picture |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:50pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
omo9ja1: Hope I am getting you right. My Yoruba is not good Have some moi-moi and some fruit juice Price: 200 USD
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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:53pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
@iyatrustee Not a thing. . . . just dial my number. . . . +234 84 799488 |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:57pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
Deep Soul: hehehe; You are worth it swerry. I know |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by BiggySmalz(m): 4:58pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
dawadawa soup pls with Okpa ntucha and a glass of dilluted honey pls and a roasted crocker for take away. |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:01pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
luckybest: Have your order bro Price: 180USD Thanks for the patronage
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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:08pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
rhamzus: Sorry about the delay Price: 800 USD only Thanks for the patronage bro
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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:10pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
BiggySmalz: Sorry bro Not available at the moment. Can you please order for something else |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Phate07(m): 5:14pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
Phate07: I have been here for 2 hours! |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by ifyalways(f): 5:14pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
Is this Buka or Restaurant? Me na only mama-put and buka I dey chop |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:15pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
Phate07: Sorry bro. We dont serve vulture here |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:17pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
ifyalways: Ma'am I can prepare what you want. Once we have it in stock Howdy? |
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by rhamzus(m): 5:18pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
ur order girls culd get stressed wth yur speedy delivery hp dey do nt pack up like this
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