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Which Animal Have You Killed Today In Anticipation Of Christmas.? by Sunisonflex39(m): 6:11pm On Dec 24, 2020
My able nairalanders....
What animal have you killed today in anticipation of Christmas...

So earlier today, a lady called me to help kill her fowls..it is when they are dead you can call them chicken..
I killed two of the fowls, but they refused to die without a fight o.. You know how fowl use to behave when you are killing them, splashing me blood in my face.. But Las Las, all die na die. I killed the fowls..
Tomorrow I will go and chillax in there house..


Let those who have killed something give something to those who have nothing to kill, to kill and chop tomorrow o even if it's python.. All chop na chop.

Merry Christmas bosses and ladies
Re: Which Animal Have You Killed Today In Anticipation Of Christmas.? by DuBLINGreenb(m): 6:11pm On Dec 24, 2020
Thou shalt not kill

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Re: Which Animal Have You Killed Today In Anticipation Of Christmas.? by Sunisonflex39(m): 6:15pm On Dec 24, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Thou shalt not kill
the fowls and goats u eat nko... Was it not killed?
I am not saying kill a human o
Re: Which Animal Have You Killed Today In Anticipation Of Christmas.? by Madibahisback: 6:41pm On Dec 24, 2020
Dragon
Re: Which Animal Have You Killed Today In Anticipation Of Christmas.? by Sunisonflex39(m): 7:24pm On Dec 24, 2020
Madibahisback:
Dragon
Haba.. Dragon for Christmas?
Re: Which Animal Have You Killed Today In Anticipation Of Christmas.? by Nobody: 9:48pm On Dec 24, 2020
Sunisonflex39:
So earlier today, a lady called me to help kill her fowls..it is when they are dead you can call them chicken
Lol,,,,

Google & dictionary should be your friends

Re: Which Animal Have You Killed Today In Anticipation Of Christmas.? by Sunisonflex39(m): 10:03pm On Dec 24, 2020
SimplyFacts:
Lol,,,,

Google & dictionary should be your friends
alaye leave matter for mathias..

For naija here.. Na fowl

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