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An Atheist And A Bear by nankosa(m): 8:34am On Jul 03, 2007
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the casue was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!, " Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw , brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
Re: An Atheist And A Bear by dinosquard(f): 1:52pm On Jun 24, 2011
funy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: An Atheist And A Bear by tundayluv: 4:35pm On Jun 24, 2011
nice one. i hope say u no be d one grin
Re: An Atheist And A Bear by mikuz(m): 12:49am On Jun 25, 2011
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i even dey suspect you.
Re: An Atheist And A Bear by tundayluv: 1:46pm On Jun 27, 2011
oh boy no lie. na u. if no be u how u take kno say that thing happen. say d truth
Re: An Atheist And A Bear by mikuz(m): 7:29pm On Jun 27, 2011
^
na me tell the story?
Re: An Atheist And A Bear by 9dynasty(m): 11:11pm On Jun 28, 2011
lolz me likey-at least the bear come pray for im food
Re: An Atheist And A Bear by ARareGem(f): 11:14pm On Jun 28, 2011
lol!

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