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Under The Street Light by UZORY007: 4:03pm On Apr 01, 2011
Late at night, a drunk was on his knees beneath a street-light, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help. "What is it you have lost?" he asked.

"My watch," replied the drunk. "It fell off when I tripped over the pavement."

The passer-by joined in the search but after a quarter of an hour, there was still no sign of the watch. "Where exactly did you trip?" asked the passer-by.

"About half a block up the street," replied the drunk.

"Then why are you looking for your watch here if you lost it half a block up the street?"

The drunk said: "Because the light's a lot better here."
Re: Under The Street Light by bright007(f): 4:26pm On Apr 01, 2011
Lol, good one
Re: Under The Street Light by shakara4u(m): 6:16pm On Apr 01, 2011
hehehehehehe
alcohol, lol
Re: Under The Street Light by lysaa(f): 7:25am On Apr 02, 2011
Chai!
Re: Under The Street Light by UZORY007: 3:19pm On Apr 12, 2011
thanks
Re: Under The Street Light by cescky(m): 3:45pm On Apr 12, 2011
ill think abou rit! tongue
Re: Under The Street Light by yinkalink(f): 12:36am On Apr 13, 2011
Gud 'un
Re: Under The Street Light by UZORY007: 2:35pm On Apr 14, 2011
yeah undecided
Re: Under The Street Light by babyme1(f): 3:01pm On Apr 14, 2011
hehehehe grin
Re: Under The Street Light by vincent10(m): 5:12pm On Apr 14, 2011
I swear i wil nt drunk again
Re: Under The Street Light by vincent10(m): 5:13pm On Apr 14, 2011
I swear i wil nt drunk again
Re: Under The Street Light by UZORY007: 4:45pm On May 31, 2011
me too i no drink again
Re: Under The Street Light by lysaa(f): 5:30pm On May 31, 2011
Meanwhile na drink dey give u inspiration.
Re: Under The Street Light by oderemo(m): 6:17pm On May 31, 2011
any drunk joke is bound to be funny. ask KLINT THE DRUNK, his made moni out of it. grin grin

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