Album : Nairaland's Finest; The Debut.
Artistes : Nairaland Allstars.
Year : 2007.
Executive Producers : Somze/Po Deep.
Courtesy Seun Osewa. Enterpreneur, Nairaland.

The album doesn't have to consist of rap alone. All genres of music are allowed.

Yeah
Its me in collabo with my man Flame
we're the best in this game dawg

Somze
I wanna welcome ya'll to the Somze show
all i need is a mic and i'm set to flow
prepare to sway when i say so
one, two, ready, go
get up from your sit
and move to da beat
aint no groove make u bounce like this
now twist twist make that bounce
shake it like a beast show the extra ounce
take it up, we go down south
break it up, go in and out
on this dance floor
i'm gonna give you all that you ask for
in your eyes i can see you want more
right beside me is the door
but we aint goin yet
cuz i'm not just set
to take the chance with you in bed
i'd rather just dance with you instead
so come on


bounce bounce
bounce to this
from da front to back
bounce to this
whereva you're at
bounce to this
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggh!!! I said
bounce bounce
bounce to this
from da front to back
bounce to this
whereva you're at
bounce to this
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggh now lets go

Somze
While you're sitting home chillin
i'm in front of the pc spillin
these rhymes from the keyboard floor to ceiling
and i know that you be feeling
this like a healing
An answer to your prayer when you're down kneeling
i'ma leave you believin
i'm the reason for your living
and when this rhyme stops you might stop breathing
needing
some medical assistance
i can see it all from a distance
so now i'ma give one last chance
to get on the floor and do one last dance
drop your worries change your stance
cuz tonite i'm gonna make you,

bounce bounce
bounce to this
from da front to back
bounce to this
whereva you're at
bounce to this
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggh!!! I said
bounce bounce
bounce to this
from da front to back
bounce to this
whereva you're at
bounce to this
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggh now lets go


Flame
Its the old wine in new skin, the kingpin
returns, so people let it just sink in
gimme my space while all u hold your positions
to spit rhymes, get high, have fun, is part of my mission
the other part, well maybe shud be left unsaid
just play your role and maybe you'll be left undead
so bounce, c'mon baby bouce to this
u aint feeling it?, may u can pounce on this
$ we can ride much faster than a twista track
u know its flame b., i'm the mister 'mac'
kudos to the Dj, this beat is something
just another avenue for niggas to run things
see, the ladies looking fly, feeling my style
see, the lady lookin nigh, feeling my smile
but i aint here for that, i'm just her to rap
i'm just here to groove, can t u see my moves?
i dont wanna know, i just here flow
and if u wanna roll with me, better be ready to,

bounce bounce
bounce to this
from da front to back
bounce to this
whereva you're at
bounce to this
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggh!!! I said
bounce bounce
bounce to this
from da front to back
bounce to this
whereva you're at
bounce to this

1. Are profanities forbidden?
2. Are the songs to have titles or not?
3. Who's flame? Point of the question is we can as well write songs alone and fake collabos.

Got a betta idea. Edit the title of the thread to LETS MAKE AN ALBUM.
Album : Nairaland's Finest; The Debut.
Artistes : Nairaland Allstars.
Year : 2007.
Executive Producers : Somze/Po Deep.
Courtesy Seun Osewa. Enterpreneur, Nairaland.

The album dosen't have to consist of rap alone. All genres of music so we could have Rock/rap, country/classic/, reggae/rap, fuji etc mash-ups. So what do you say? Deal or no deal?

Ok Po, you have the floor, what next?

TRACK ONE.
The Intro.
Po Deep featuring whoeva wants to join in.


Nairaland's Finest, the intro/
this is how we supplyin' the info.
Shut the doors on us, we hop in thru the windows/
Shut the windows, we squeeze in thru the keyhole/
Cos this NL's bestest, the P.O./
-D.E.E.P
we the best round here, after the Nairalanders, all otha MCs are "E.T.C".
Somebody spit some/
kick some wisdom.
Rich ones, show off ur chips, son/
Make me proud to rep this freakin' site/
hold up, I'm hungry, gotta pause the spittin' and go back to eatin' rice/. . .

hey! how do u get to record? mayb u shld organise a contest or sumthng and the winners get to record the album

Na so e easy reach?

What's da deal y'all?

Ask somze. My work here is done.

Po Deep:

TRACK ONE.
The Intro.
Po Deep featuring whoeva wants to join in.

Nairaland's Finest, the intro/
this is how we supplyin' the info.
Shut the doors on us, we hop in through the windows/
Shut the windows, we squeeze in through the keyhole/
Cos this Nairaland's bestest, the P.O./
-D.E.E.P
we the best round here, after the Nairalanders, all otha MCs are "E.T.C".
Somebody spit some/
kick some wisdom.
Rich ones, show off your chips, son/
Make me proud to rep this freakin' site/
hold up, I'm hungry, gotta pause the spittin' and go back to eatin' rice/. . .

well pass me the mic, lay back and i'ma spill this dice
i'm filled with spice
what i need is a chic real nice
few chips and fries and maybe a pay deal rise
and if the deal is right
i might get muks to give me sight
no one can keep me away from light when there's a line to bite
i've reached the height, please crown me the rhyming knight
i'm this town with PO together we're fly higher than kites
so lay down low or we'll turn your day into nights
Welcome to the intro
producing is Somze and PO
its the Nairaland Rap duo
sit back and enjoy the show

* the floor is officially open ya'll, PO pass me the rice man i'm hungry *

Ok, u get to eat the rice, I get to drink fanta/
rocs on my fingaz, blue, red, green, I even got the pink panther/.
I'm in the buildin' again//
oh ye children of men//
gather round
somze told you to bounce, so what tha f*** you waitin' for? Pretty please?!/
get on floor and work it like a couple busy bees/
lets take this to harry potter and go smoke some gilly weed!/
oh sh**, I'm rappin' off-topic, hope I ain't spoilt the song yet/
lets just party dammit! This ain't the time to mourn deaths!/ lol

This ain't da time to mourn da deaths!not here!!!
Omo,stop fakin like u ain't feelin da vibes rite here!
Po deep and somze got it locked 4 nairalander's right here!
see! am at work yet,I cudn't resist wat dey gat goin rite here!
took few mins out so I cud add to wats flowin rite here!
don't wanna be left out from wats poppin rite here!
like Fat joe $ wayne dey makin it rain rite here!
check da way dey be droppin hits like it was bombshells!
so omo,u better quit hatin and start flowin wit wats here!
just take da lead from da two brothers dats rite here!
add one plus one,u will see u can do riiight,here!
at da end! even TUface will have to admit it's happenin rite here!

Yea, big buoiz ryt here.
Reachin' our level will take you anotha light year.
Baby's drinkin' sprite here
cos she don't like beer
just when I was complimentin' her nice gear
omo, see me see Bleep up o, man, my wife's here.
Now I gotta duck and exit the place
b4 I blow it up & let her see my face.
**gotta run**

Po Deep:

Yea, big buoiz ryt here.
Reachin' our level will take you anotha light year.
Baby's drinkin' sprite here
because she don't like beer
just when I was complimentin' her nice gear
omo, see me see Bleep up o, man, my wife's here.
Now I gotta duck and exit the place
before I blow it up & let her see my face.
**gotta run**

Talkin about duckin and exitin da Place,
guess we be doin dis another day,
me just got home to see ma wifeys beautiful face,
don't want her thinkin,da internet has taken her place,
don't wanna do 2hrs marathon beggin 2day,
tryin to explain to ma luv dat she still got her place,
gats to kip her reassured all the time,so tins won't fall out af place,
me dare say,she's more dan ma boo,she's every breathe I take.

ma guy I gats roll!will be back l8r.Cheers ma brothers.Kip kickin the hot shit for all to see.

kgoddie:

Talkin about duckin and exitin da Place,
guess we be doin this another day,
me just got home to see ma wifeys beautiful face,
don't want her thinkin,da internet has taken her place,
don't want to do 2hrs marathon beggin 2day,
tryin to explain to ma love that she still got her place,
gats to kip her reassured all the time,so tins won't fall out af place,
me dare say,she's more dan ma boo,she's every breathe I take.

well since i'm single leaving this would be a mistake
i'm going to mingle with any chik that moves to this tape
so play them jingles, lets groove to the rhythim that it makes
now twist and wiggle, go on do it like its a piece of a cake
dum dum diddle
one more riddle
much more tracks for the fiddle
i'm in the room no more grooms
could singles come to the middle?
girl don't be shy you're looking fly
so lets let loose the bridle
mama's not here, you got nothing to fear
dance to my way a little
keeping the recording hip
is somze, kgoddie and Po deep
the rhymes we flip,
are unborn hits,
strictly from nairaland pips
its time for a skit
i'm off to ma jeep
and its got muki in it
[ Hey that's my chik ]
shut up gbade! i don't care who she came with

shut up gbade! i don't care who she came with

@ somze:

dude, you shouldn't have done that . . .oh you're in for some! let me just finish what i'm doing online, i'ma get back at you. . .

now somze got gbadex vexed up
holdin gbadex muki,askin him to shut up
I hope at da end dere won't be no med check up
'cos tins are about to explode up
talkin 'bout explodin i mite as well blow up
met a lady dat made me choke up
wishin she will slow down b/f she causes a break up
1st  time I heard tetuila's 2 women stuff,I screamed shut da Bleep up
now,I hope truely dat it's not gonna be my own turn
cos,havin to mix water and gin ain't gonna be much fun
think I mite skip her for 7up
'cos omo I no want Bleep up

you guys are just wasting time here cos only a few people who's got a computer may read this but i offer you a chance to record your own song, a video, on a mixtape,and u can make 500gees in the next six months. Im Dead serious. Contact me on holymics@yahoo.com if u are intrested and i'll tell u wat to do. I only need 8 artistes and i got 2 already.

you guys are just wasting time here cos only a few people who's got a computer may read this but i offer you a chance to record your own song, a video, on a mixtape,and u can make 500gees in the next six months. Im Dead serious. Contact me on holymics@yahoo.com if u are intrested and i'll tell u wat to do. I only need 8 artistes and i got 2 already.

yembash:

you guys are just wasting time here because only a few people who's got a computer may read this but i offer you a chance to record your own song, a video, on a mixtape,and u can make 500gees in the next six months. I'm Dead serious. Contact me on holymics@yahoo.com if u are intrested and i'll tell u what to do. I only need 8 artistes and i got 2 already.

nairaland scammer

@yembash
I'm not a gospel rapper.

yembash:

you guys are just wasting time here because only a few people who's got a computer may read this but i offer you a chance to record your own song, a video, on a mixtape,and u can make 500gees in the next six months. I'm Dead serious. Contact me on holymics@yahoo.com if u are intrested and i'll tell u what to do. I only need 8 artistes and i got 2 already.

Po Deep:

@yembash
I'm not a gospel rapper.

can't understand wats goin on,wats yembash offerin us?
record a song plus shot a video on a mixtape,his he really serious?
heard some kate say he his about to scam us!
she even spelt it out!dat he mite be dangerous!
But,earnin 500gees in six months sounds so fabulous!
ma brothers,wat yah think?his yembash really serious?
he says his got a record label,hope his not tryin to fool us?
comin up here soundin so cool,droppin his mail ad,his he so generous?
sure sounds like fun 4 bobo's makin extra cash from havin fun
But,men! pls try givin more info dan ur addy to us first.
'cos nobody wants peeps dat will be confusin us!
don't mean no disrespect though!just tryin to protect us!!!!!!


@po deep
U sound like u've met yembash b/f,wats up bro?

kgoddie:

now somze got gbadex vexed up
holdin gbadex muki,askin him to shut up
I hope at da end dere won't be no med check up
'because tins are about to explode up
talkin 'bout explodin i mite as well blow up
met a lady that made me choke up
wishin she will slow down b/f she causes a break up
1st time I heard tetuila's 2 women stuff,I screamed shut da Bleep up
now,I hope truely that it's not going to be my own turn
because,havin to mix water and gin ain't going to be much fun
think I mite skip her for 7up
'because omo I no want Bleep up

oh my gosh, i flipped and now some gbade kid is worked up
i took his candy from his lips, now the kid has got grudge
he's out to get an ammo, i'm hiding in ma trunk
screaming - where the hell is PO? he's with the key of ma bunk
man i'm sunk and to top it up i think i'm half drunk.
but since i've got muki I aint fighting with that punk
i got a hold of her cellphone trying to dial cops
it says "Gambia's out of reach rite now, try dialing the damn morgue"
my hearts begins pacing, finally i'm out of luck
i grab muki and head for the bushes when i hear a sound i duck
the only way i'll be leaving this chik is if i get hit by a damn truck
u aint getting me gbade, not even if your were the damn hulk

somze:

oh my gosh, i flipped and now some gbade kid is worked up
i took his candy from his lips, now the kid has got grudge
he's out to get an ammo, i'm hiding in ma trunk
screaming - where the hell is PO? he's with the key of ma bunk
man i'm sunk and to top it up i think i'm half drunk.
but since i've got muki I aint fighting with that punk
i got a hold of her cellphone trying to dial cops
it says "Gambia's out of reach rite now, try dialing the damn morgue"
my hearts begins pacing, finally i'm out of luck
i grab muki and head for the bushes when i hear a sound i duck
the only way i'll be leaving this chik is if i get hit by a damn truck
u aint getting me gbade, not even if your were the damn hulk

somze! be easy bro! b/f gbadex vex stab u wit kitchen fork.
no want loose u now,u know we still need 2 catch some more fun
see bobo's jumpin up and down to da sound of our sing song
take a look bro! dem chicks be bouncin some on da dance floor
wit straight flows,we set da place ablaze wit no flaws
Bleep dem hater's,all they have got nah cheap talks
omo,we correct jo!!! 10million 1st week sales of album
see bad belle dem,who wan throw slugs instead of love
come back next year,u still see we will be blowin up
pack more bricks dan banks yet,we still be gettin more
wit flows so hot!! son,we'll be breakin jericho's walls
penetrate the hearts of hater's,make dem some fan of us

somze! be easy bro! b/f gbadex vex stab u wit kitchen fork.
no want loose u now,u know we still need 2 catch some more fun
see bobo's jumpin up and down to da sound of our sing song
take a look bro! them chicks be bouncin some on da dance floor
wit straight flows,we set da place ablaze wit no flaws
Bleep them hater's,all they have got nah cheap talks
omo,we correct jo!!! 10million 1st week sales of album
see bad belle them,who wan throw slugs instead of show love
come back next year,u still see we will be blowin up
pack more bricks dan banks yet,we still be gettin more
wit flows so hot!! son,we'll be breakin jericho's walls
penetrate the hearts of hater's,make them some fan of us

I believe you guys can make one of the Greatest complation of wack songs of all times.Keep it up.Can you guys just show this to your old men.I promose no more monthly allownaces.

ladebi:

I believe you guys can make one of the Greatest complation of wack songs of all times.Keep it up.Can you guys just show this to your old men.I promose no more monthly allownaces.

nah who be dis again,oooooooo 4 ur village person no dey catch fun!!! And,who da F*uck tell u say we still dey collect money from we parents me fit yan for me,Ok! I beg if u no say u no get better contribution,kindly find another thread to post,man!!!!

I decided to ignore his brazen and incautious comments.

You guys really had my hopes up. I thought y'all was talking about a real album. Unless y'all don't think we can do it.

My style has that touch of Louis Armstrong. I gat like 24 songs sitting on paper doing nothing. I've even stopped writing because I'm tired going nowhere with it.
So when yall are done joking,
LETS MAKE AN ALBUM!

denex
nexbestthing@yahoo.com
acenex@yahoo.com
08025328348

Well i've been thinking about this alot and (this is just me) i don't know if its possible for all genes of music to be on one thread. It would be difficult to follow particular genes or songs up. Besides i've not even thought of how the modalities of setting up a song.

But again, we may be able to link people up on IM or so and decide about particular songs. I think thats closer to what i had in mind.

Anyway i'm still up for fun rap and was really having fun with what i was doing, though i write non-rap songs and may be able to do something with you if you want.