Mrs. Theresa went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge.

The Doctor said, "Get undressed, Mrs. Theresa, and lie down on the examining table."

She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her private parts.

After a couple of minutes he asked, "How does that feel?"

" Wonderful," she replied, "but the discharge is from my ear!"