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Grandma In Court by desorlah(f): 8:45am On Jul 05, 2007 |
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question, if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. She was a grand-motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" Again she replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench. In a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair!" |
Re: Grandma In Court by Nobody: 9:37am On Jul 05, 2007 |
This is Hilarious |
Re: Grandma In Court by skirmish: 2:22pm On Jul 05, 2007 |
I can't stop laughing [sub][/sub]I'm rolling on the floor |
Re: Grandma In Court by mimiko(f): 5:31pm On Jul 05, 2007 |
thank u nice one |
Re: Grandma In Court by renigal: 5:48pm On Jul 05, 2007 |
hey dat was funny couldnt stop laughing |
Re: Grandma In Court by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jul 05, 2007 |
Hey! People thought i am mad am laughing like an hyena |
Re: Grandma In Court by Rmomodu: 1:39am On Jul 11, 2007 |
that was a lovely joke |
Re: Grandma In Court by Free(f): 3:01am On Jul 11, 2007 |
Lmao |
Re: Grandma In Court by clemcykul(f): 10:03am On Aug 07, 2007 |
a beautiful one there ;DLMAO |
Re: Grandma In Court by efuah(f): 10:30am On Aug 07, 2007 |
pls am in a white dress, dnt cause me to fall. this is tooo funny |
Re: Grandma In Court by Carlosein(m): 2:48pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
oooooooooooo soooooooooooo coooooooooooooool |
Re: Grandma In Court by Aiphie(f): 3:06pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
Very nice un.So even the judge has smth 2 hide. |
Re: Grandma In Court by jayjaylux(m): 10:53pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
nw every1's looking at me |
Re: Grandma In Court by dachamp(m): 1:33am On Aug 08, 2007 |
Nice one huh! |
Re: Grandma In Court by yebarbie(f): 5:32pm On Aug 08, 2007 |
Yaeh. Nice. |
Re: Grandma In Court by CrazyMan(m): 5:27am On Aug 10, 2007 |
Hmmm Cool |
Re: Grandma In Court by marlet01(m): 5:29am On Aug 10, 2007 |
Nice. |
Re: Grandma In Court by clemcykul(f): 12:30pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
u see what uve caused now kwo ? i have spilled ma drink hahha am enjoying maself well since uve made ma day, i'll take u out just tell me where u want to go am so happy and stressfree because of ur joke and i feel like raiding ma acct |
Re: Grandma In Court by brownsilk(f): 3:29pm On Aug 23, 2007 |
oh my gawd, that is soooooo funny, keep it up gurl |
Re: Grandma In Court by darlingD(m): 6:09pm On Aug 23, 2007 |
nice one gurl |
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