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| Three O'clock by Nobody: 1:35pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?" The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, "It is a quarter to three, young man." "Thanks," said the boy. "At exactly three o'clock you can kiss my a.s.s" With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him. He had not been running long when an old friend stopped him. "Why are you running like this at your age?" asked the friend. Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man said, "That little brat asked me the time and when I told him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly three, I should kiss his a.s.s!" "So what's your hurry," said the friend. "You still have ten minutes." |
| Re: Three O'clock by jackpot(f): 3:55pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
El, why not open a single thread where u post all of ya jokes rather than scatterin it everywhere nice jokes though  |
| Re: Three O'clock by Nobody: 6:47pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
^ Abi, dont worry i'ld discuss that wiv ma board of trustees |
| Re: Three O'clock by jackpot(f): 7:10pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
^^you're damn funny! na d only one beta thing you learnt 4 ya days as a bar-man |
| Re: Three O'clock by Idowuogbo(f): 8:02pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
he wishes hes a modd, bad belle don reach person gerrout u not needed here  @my baby looool @ur jokes u rock my oyoyo fuda on jare nothing does u |
| Re: Three O'clock by shakara4u(m): 9:20pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
did i just hear Id call El 'my baby'? *smh* nice jokes,then on d oda,tot El waz jst customa |
| Re: Three O'clock by jackpot(f): 9:52pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
Shaq did Idowu just think once he call El Guapo "my baby" dat he would join her gang-up? This little impish gal is really acting funny |
| Re: Three O'clock by Kunbee: 11:00pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
Hmm |
| Re: Three O'clock by Nobody: 11:11pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
Please Id Sweetie dont start pls, tanks for the accolades but pls dont push it  You know this thread is stil a virgin, dont want war of words to freak her to death  @Shaq, customer and 'customa service' differentiate  |
| Re: Three O'clock by Idowuogbo(f): 11:15pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
^i will try nnayi but not promising anytin o , he show blue i mix am give am purple am sure u understand d colour wheel wella   |
| Re: Three O'clock by Nobody: 11:48pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
I DO! Er Idowu, we no dey for alter oo |
| Re: Three O'clock by yinkalink(f): 8:48am On Apr 11, 2011 |
El Guapo: very soon El will start calling me babie and u can see what he's callin Id oh   |
| Re: Three O'clock by shakara4u(m): 9:33am On Apr 11, 2011 |
i will try nnayi but not promising anytin o , he show blue i mix am give am purple am sure u understand d colour wheel wella correct gal, @Shaq, customer and 'customa service' differentiate this guy is just a maradonna |
| Re: Three O'clock by Nobody: 10:36am On Apr 11, 2011 |
LOVELY AND REFRESHING, |
| Re: Three O'clock by Nobody: 4:49pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
yinkalink: Ohh ma angel i mean no any kinda emotions to those words, am jxt having a good time wiv ma Cousin ID i swear! Er i can as well swear with Mother Mary's Statue gravened outside our parish! Its u or Notin  shakara4u: Really?? Then u must be Pele! Nice to meet u ma fellow world greatest |
| Re: Three O'clock by jackpot(f): 5:30pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
Why must dis gal nicknamed Idowu be d first to find ma trouble 4 every thread? :-/ I go slap her ooo :-/ |
| Re: Three O'clock by shakara4u(m): 5:34pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
jackpot, cool temper @El, *looks left n right* is singing, dont wanna b a player no more i tink i hv found sumone i can leave my life for |
| Re: Three O'clock by Nobody: 6:54pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
^ Me too, Thanks to Yinka |
| Re: Three O'clock by yinkalink(f): 7:56pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
shakara4u: who u dey qute joe 4?  El Guapo: i find that hard to believe |
| Re: Three O'clock by Nobody: 9:26pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
^ Yink u find that hard to believe huh?? Now tell me what u want me to do jxt to prove my love! Tell me love am waiting Am ready to show u that all Jack and Romeo did for Rose and Juliet Respectively were film and Novel Tricks El is ready and raring to go baby |
| Re: Three O'clock by Idowuogbo(f): 10:13pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
^ Hehe odikwaa titanic oo |
| Re: Three O'clock by Nobody: 10:40pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
Idowu am telin u that those craps u watched are tricks, wait let ma angel say her mind and u'ld witness a true Even if it be to burst Seun's account, am doin that! |
| Re: Three O'clock by yinkalink(f): 2:31pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
Oh my! El do u reeeeeaaaaally mean anytin, as in anytin? Lemme tink about it den. |
| Re: Three O'clock by shakara4u(m): 3:22pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
used to luv her so much could catch a banger for her kill a mosquitoe for her(infact did dat repeatedly) wanted to eve catch a thief for her(c risk) but a grenade!!!!!habba now, hell no,aint burno mars luv ur nighbour/wife as ur sef,not more than ursef still luv u though(in as much as El is all ova) |
| Re: Three O'clock by StudioCFR(m): 3:43pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
Perv! Let her be. If u like, go stop a moving train/ u are on your own. |
| Re: Three O'clock by Nobody: 3:48pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
@Yink, hun u got to tink carefully ok, lemme say making a wish like 'fall off the Space craft' ought to be Suicide u know! Just help my cause sweetie, Love You @Shaq, Papi am Gr8ful for your nice composure, u're a real man but er those risky shots u took for my love are per below to the one's am queueing up for her, lemme give u a Chip of the iceberg - I would be Eva ready to kiss a sun for her u know @Stud, Crazy dont tell me u are interested * Loads shot gun * |
| Re: Three O'clock by StudioCFR(m): 3:57pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
ELGUAPSHO I think u want me to throw punches at you and destroy your teeth. I have courage to do anything i wish. |
| Re: Three O'clock by Nobody: 4:09pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
STUD CRAZY STUNT You wiv courage? * laughs In Hindu * Chicken hearted Hero like u, am not even sure u can beat a Mosquitoe to death  |
| Re: Three O'clock by shakara4u(m): 4:16pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
STUD CRAZY STUNT @Shaq, Papi am Gr8ful for your nice composure, u're a real man but er those risky shots u took for my love are per below to the one's am queueing up for her, lemme give u a Chip of the iceberg - I would be Eva ready to kiss a sun for her u know laffin ma silly ass out, enjoy,may your(u n yincu)road be ruf wonder wat becomes of I.D still laffin abt d quoted |
| Re: Three O'clock by Idowuogbo(f): 4:39pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
shakara4u:how my own take b |
| Re: Three O'clock by shakara4u(m): 5:02pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
one minute him b customa for ur spa d next minute him d call u dearie now him wan carry ma Ex go paris i d wonder nw, if not for d customa sake,d dearie sake nko |
| Re: Three O'clock by StudioCFR(m): 5:31pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
i'm sick and tired of hearing u talking about how women are using and dumping u for MODE MEN like me, saucekid and eldee. If u not lucky with women, why not go gay or turn gay? (any which ways u fit understand am) I like u and please dont throw away dis advice boy. |
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