No Way To Please A Woman - Jokes Etc - Nairaland
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / No Way To Please A Woman (757 Views)
| No Way To Please A Woman by Nobody: 1:44pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."  |
| Re: No Way To Please A Woman by Ekpoma1: 3:04pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
I thot it was posted 2 make me laugh. |
| Re: No Way To Please A Woman by Nobody: 6:58pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
Ekpoma its joke etc i.e u can as well learn something from the section  |
| Re: No Way To Please A Woman by StudioCFR(m): 10:34pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
Ekpoma1: abi o  |
| Re: No Way To Please A Woman by jackpot(f): 1:28am On Apr 12, 2011 |
So, you don leave JOKES to post ETC?  |
(1) (Reply)
The Contractors / *live Reporting* / One Two Go . . . . . . . . . . .
(Go Up)
| Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 10 |