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Monthly Bloody Illness by UZORY007: 9:35am On Apr 12, 2011 |
A Father confronted his 18 year old daughter one night " I don't like that new boyfriend of yours, he's rough, common and bloody stupid". Oh no daddy the daughter replied, Fred is very clever and a genius too. We have only been going out for 10 weeks and he has cured me of that bloody illness i used to get once a month. The father fainted! |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by kodylicky(f): 10:28am On Apr 12, 2011 |
oohhh poor gal!! |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by babyme1(f): 12:26pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Akuviv: 1:28pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
UZORY007: He deserves more than that, when they will not teach their daugthers issues of life, now the Otondo of a boy has proved to be Dr. Wonder ! |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by olawalebabs(m): 8:24pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
Wise guy+stupid girl=sex |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by sugar2: 11:35pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
Oops! |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Dafemo(m): 12:03am On Apr 15, 2011 |
Wetin man no go hear |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by oderemo(m): 8:03am On Apr 15, 2011 |
He deserves more than that, when they will not teach their daugthers issues of life, now the Otondo of a boy has proved to be Dr. Wonder i tot its meant to b a joke not a real life mata. |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by ARareGem(f): 11:32am On Apr 15, 2011 |
Illness indeed! |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by sola12(m): 9:05am On Apr 19, 2011 |
Wht a BAD SHARP guy |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by StudioCFR(m): 11:32am On Apr 19, 2011 |
olawalebab: u well like dis? If silly girls no dey, how sharp guys go chop? Take yo time o |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by jokingmary(m): 12:28pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
girls are stupid |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by StudioCFR(m): 1:32pm On Apr 19, 2011 |
as if u not a girl yourself mtchew |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by olawalebabs(m): 2:54pm On Apr 21, 2011 |
Studio CFR:no worry they no hear us. We in still dey do am |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Nobody: 11:26pm On Apr 22, 2011 |
olawalebab: olawalebab: Studio CFR:For una mind una dey sharp. Sharp my foot |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Nobody: 11:33pm On Apr 22, 2011 |
jokingmary:For ur mind girls are silly while boys are wise. U need to go back to primary one because there you'll be taught that boy are the most silly set of human being in the surface of the earth |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by olawalebabs(m): 7:26am On Apr 24, 2011 |
PretiEbony:see you,you just prove me right, se na for primary one dey go teach me that one. Woman right fighter indeed. |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by yinkalink(f): 6:55pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
lovely! |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 7:05pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
Okpe!!! What my eyes have seen, my ears cannot talk it! |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by StudioCFR(m): 3:52pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Sophizzy: dont be stewpid. Since when ears begin talk? Did u just missed your period before typing that or something? Mtchew. PretiEbony: u well like dis? |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by bibs(f): 4:13pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Eiyaaa omo olomo |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by StudioCFR(m): 4:25pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Aboki how kano today? Hope the fighting don stop |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 6:14pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Studio CFR: See me see trouble O! Who called this bush monkey into my matter. In case you haven't noticed, this is the jokes section so people are allowed to say silly things. And you who knows English best, can't you make a complete sentence without mixing up past and present tense? Try pack your face and loosen up. |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by ARareGem(f): 6:23pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Ouch! |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by yinkalink(f): 6:27pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Uh oh! |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by StudioCFR(m): 6:43pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
[qu ote author=Sophizzy link=topic=644735.msg8202122#msg8202122 date=1303751667] See me see trouble O! Who called this bush monkey into my matter. In case you haven't notiaced, this is the jokes section so people are allowed to say silly things. And you who knows English best, can't you make a complete sentence without mixing up past and present tense? Try pack your face and loosen up. [quote][/quote] that alone shows u be REAL OLODO. Waffi my foot. |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 6:50pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Apart from being blind as a bat, you must be dumber than I thought for making up something that lame. GROW UP! And do not mess with a Waffarian. |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by yinkalink(f): 6:58pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
C groove! |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by ARareGem(f): 7:04pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Sophizzy: Abeg help me tell am o! |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 7:06pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
At Yinka & ARareGem, thanks sisters. |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by yinkalink(f): 7:08pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
U'r welcum. |
Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by StudioCFR(m): 7:10pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Sophizzy: u can lie o. See as u deny am sharp sharp. |
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