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Tales By Uber-light: A Typical Nigerian Story. by Thanos(m): 2:05pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
As in eh. I am tired. Like, just tired and frustrated. I should warn you, there is no cohesive topic to be discussed in this piece. This is nothing more than a rant. Why are we like this in this country? I am not one who believes that one good turn deserves another. If you want to do good, do it because it is the right thing to do. Not because you expect something in return. But I believe in any position we find ourselves, we should always strive to do the right thing. It is very easy for us to sit in our different homes, on the bus on our way to work, in our offices, arguing about how the politicians have ruined this country and how they are mortgaging our future. But the fact of the matter remains that If we do not change our attitude and start acting like better human beings, treating people with respect, dignity, and love from the kindness of our hearts, we would get nowhere. It’s just so sad at times when you realize what we can achieve as a country if we stop thinking of what we can do for ourselves and what we can do for others. Like for once in your life, put the needs of others above yours. It won’t kill you to just do the right thing for once. Some people reading this would already be like “oga calm down. What did they do to you that has not being done before”? And this kind of thinking is one of the contributing factors to the malaise affecting this country. When we feel like “well. E don dey happen” or the most annoying one “na normal”. What do you mean by “na normal”? Are you people normal like this? Stealing from your organization and robbing your employer na normal? Office hours where you are being paid on the clock. You are using it for personal business and you are saying na normal? Seeing your neighbor’s kids engaging in unhealthy activities and instead of doing something, you turn a blind eye with the “e no concern me. Na my child?” philosophy. Don’t worry you hear? Karma is coming for all of you. I love what the present government is doing to us. Una never see anything. Since every man is thinking of always outsmarting and defrauding his neighbor at every turn, then we have no right to castigate those in power for giving us a taste of our own medicine. Now, to the main issue that warranted this shedding of tears. I was picked up by an Uber on Saturday. Nice guy, or so I thought. We had a long convo on the travails of being an Uber driver in Lagos. The amount of insult and disrespect you have to face left, right, center? Even from those whose net salary is nothing compared to what you pull in in 2 weeks. But because we are a judgmental set of people who like to look down on individuals in the blue-collar industry, we would continue to deceive ourselves. Acting all high and mighty, thinking we are better off than the so-called drivers. Or is it those girls that go by that degrading (empowering for the feminists) Yoruba word that starts with o and ends with o? In short, he confessed to me that those girls are the ones keeping the industry moving. Once you can get a few of those ladies to have your number on speed dial, you don hammer be that. Anyway, before I digress further, it was a great ride and the insightful conversation with the man opened up my eyes to see the ride-hailing industry from a fresh perspective. Now, I am not alaroror. I understand how important ratings are in a gig economy. I’d rather not rate you at all if the ride was not pleasant than to give you a bad rating that would affect your chances of getting more riders. I also have a principle that if you tell me to rate you 5 stars, I am not doing that. That statement right there is another symptom of one of the numerous diseases plaguing the average Nigerian, which is our entitlement mentality. As in, I don’t understand. You offered a service; you are still telling me how well I should rate you for the service. Whether I like it, whether there were some things I felt you could improve on? All those are none of your business. Your own na just “oga before you comot, give me my 5 stars abeg”. Some would even hold you hostage, insisting that you give them a 5-star rating before you alight from their vehicle. On top of my money again? You then wonder “which kind market I don buy like this”. After I got to my junction. I rated him, paid via transfer, and got down from his car. (Might I add, his car was the cleanest ride hailing car I had been in which left a lasting impression on me. Made me know he took his business seriously). Now, as I was about to board a bus to my last destination, I checked my phone only to realize that the transfer I made had been reversed and he had already called twice. Now, for a Nigerian still working with his default configuration, seeing that reversed transaction would have been classified as an act of God. The “ope oooo” that would reflect from the wide grin on their faces as they see that reversal message would put them in a good mood for the rest of the week. “The gods have favored me”, “this is a sign from the heavenlies”. “This is the will of God”. God has really suffered in the hands of Nigerians. I never gave it a second thought. I called him and told him I saw the reversal and I’ll resend the money when I got home later that day. Now. I am not trying to paint myself as a saint. But is it so hard to think when someone renders a service, they should be paid for that service? Whether the service was up to standard or met your expectations is a different conversation, but they should remunerated one for their job and nothing less. I got home later that day and sent the money. Now, this is where the drama starts. I never really noticed, but it turns out I forgot my Bluetooth earbuds in the car, which is an essential accessory for me. I would commend him for having the decency of calling me first to inform me of the misplaced item. Now the first time I called him on how we can go about retrieving the item, I suggested that I’ll intercept him somewhere in lekki. But if you’ve stayed in Lagos, you can testify how that state can embarrass you and throw a wrench in the works of your plans in minutes. In summary, that meeting never materialized. Being busy with work did not even allow me to call him over the next few days. When I eventually remembered on a Wednesday afternoon, I called him to see how I could recover my buds back as I was feeling their noticeable absence. I called him and the following conversation ensued. Me: bros, na so you wan carry my earpiece go?......... https://revoluth./2020/09/30/no-country-for-dull-men/ |
Re: Tales By Uber-light: A Typical Nigerian Story. by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
Tanos: Nice write up. I had to complete it myself "for the culture' 1 Like |
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