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Short Jokes You Can Use For Your Facebook Statutes by Hollybratt(m): 1:05pm On Apr 20, 2021
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As they said laughter is medicine, but when you get malaria is not laughter that will solve it Here are the short jokes which i cracked for you to make facebook users go crazy

1.My girlfriend said am pretty, well the whole sentence is "You are pretty ugly" but i focus on possitive things
2.I hate it when people said am tall for nothing, remember when your boxer hang on the pole, am the one you will call
3.Sometimes i woke up in the morning breath in and breath out then said quietly "God surely you are wonder!"
4.When they ask who is that wealthy person coming, how i wish am the one
5.Facebook users i need your help!!!!!!!!! and i will be happy if you can answer this question, please can you stop reading my status?
6.Finally i shamed my vilage people, they think i'm gonna use the toothbrush i used yesterday, but i shamed them i'm using the one i used in 2015
7.Facebook will ask you What's on your mind and when you try to post it, they will still ask you to choose a sticker, is it on your mind?

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