When a successful farmer died, he left everything to his devoted
wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the farm,
but knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an ad
in the newspaper for a farm hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about farming.
For weeks, he worked very hard, and the farm was doing very
well. Then one day, the woman said to the guy, "You have done a
really good job here over the last few weeks. You should go into
town and have some fun."
The guy readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and
he still wasn't home.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found
the farmer's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it
off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he
was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire,
he slowly pulled them down and off.
THEN SHE LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID,IF U EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES INTO TOWN AGAIN,U ARE FIRED".

lol!!!!!!!!!!!

hope no be u be the gay -guy o lol

Ha ha ha. . U got me there. Lol.

Hahahahaha! Very funny!

LOL

Very twisted.

yeah real weirdo!!!

ha ha ha
e don tey wey i laf like dis
nizee 1

read that long tym b4, still cant lafff.@ joke.

Cant stop laughin.

i don't know what u guys are laffing cos to me it is not funny

It doesnt v 2 be. Different strokes 4 different folks

^^shikinah

i was wonderin wetin concern gay concern widow. .then. . .it was all twisted!

intelligible joke

Twisted, but funny in an awkward way.

so afta taking off everytin, na der e end?

^^ Guy, you nor wise o.

Nice twist

bikokwe:

so afta taking off everytin, na der e end?

ehen, waiting u been dey find.

Sophizzy:

^^ Guy, you nor wise o.

na u come wise abi

PretiEbony:

i don't know what u guys are laffing cos to me it is not funny

bright007:

ehen, waiting u been dey find.na u come wise abi

Yes. And u dullard, if you were bright, you would have figured out that what I wrote is the same as what you wrote but mine was in fewer words.
_{Although, I admit it was harsh sha. . ., but whatever.}

PLEASE GO CHECK OUT YINKA SIGNATURE,THATS MY REPLY


dude, i changed my signature

Why am i so durty minded? I was thinking of somethng else
so the guy/gay was wearing her clothes


good job tho

@yinka pls change ur signature back to d former, its very important for replying fools

Watever happened to u using it yourself?

^^you're too cold!

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha