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Come For Rice by rokey23: 8:19am On Apr 25, 2011
there once lived an illiterate woman who was invited for a party as she arrived, her host thanked her for coming and gave her seat to sit down .her host went out and when she back she asked her "my dear are you comfortable?" the illiterate woman answered no i didn't come for table , i came for rice.
Re: Come For Rice by Sophizzy(f): 7:08pm On Apr 25, 2011
Ok.
Re: Come For Rice by yinkalink(f): 7:16pm On Apr 25, 2011
Joke's so wack dat i cant stop laffin. *there really should b a sarcasm font or smiley or a slap wan*
Re: Come For Rice by Sophizzy(f): 7:25pm On Apr 25, 2011
Yinka, pity Rokey na, he got off on a 'rocky start'. cheesy
Re: Come For Rice by yinkalink(f): 7:30pm On Apr 25, 2011
Lol,c rhymes. Well lets hope he gets 'lucky' wit d jokes he's hawking next tym.
Re: Come For Rice by Sophizzy(f): 7:31pm On Apr 25, 2011
Lol.
Re: Come For Rice by yinkalink(f): 7:33pm On Apr 25, 2011
U can lol dat again.
Re: Come For Rice by StudioCFR(m): 8:14pm On Apr 25, 2011
where is the joke undecided
Re: Come For Rice by bright007(f): 4:50am On Apr 26, 2011
@studio:d joke is under your nose.find it
Re: Come For Rice by rokey23: 3:27pm On Apr 26, 2011
make una no insult me , by the way am a she embarassed embarassed angry
Re: Come For Rice by StudioCFR(m): 3:32pm On Apr 26, 2011
come my house make i confirm am sey u be 'SHE'' true true.

Mtchew
Re: Come For Rice by yinkalink(f): 3:33pm On Apr 26, 2011
Lol.
Re: Come For Rice by StudioCFR(m): 3:34pm On Apr 26, 2011
lol
Re: Come For Rice by Sophizzy(f): 4:56pm On Apr 26, 2011
Rokey, sorry o didn't know you were a she.

Am I forgiven?
Re: Come For Rice by Nobody: 9:20pm On Apr 26, 2011
But rockey you for bear name where look like she and not a he name
Re: Come For Rice by StudioCFR(m): 9:24pm On Apr 26, 2011
her ways nor pure na
dats the reason.
Re: Come For Rice by Sophizzy(f): 9:29pm On Apr 26, 2011
Abi Ebony, I thought it was only me that thought the name looked masculine.
Re: Come For Rice by StudioCFR(m): 9:46pm On Apr 26, 2011
sophizzy too
Re: Come For Rice by Sophizzy(f): 9:11am On Apr 27, 2011
Stud, nor dey deceive yourself, Sophizzy does not sound masculine at all. If a guy should bear that name then he must be a sissy, a wimp or a transsexual.

Sheeeesh!
Re: Come For Rice by StudioCFR(m): 12:34pm On Apr 27, 2011
whatever
Re: Come For Rice by yinkalink(f): 5:47pm On Apr 28, 2011
Sophizzy:

Stud, nor dey deceive yourself, Sophizzy does not sound masculine at all. If a guy should bear that name then he must be a sissy, a wimp or a transsexual.

Sheeeesh!
Studio CFR:

whatever

c love!!!
Re: Come For Rice by shakara4u(m): 6:24pm On Apr 28, 2011
yinka
Re: Come For Rice by cescky(m): 6:31pm On Apr 28, 2011
@ joke funny
grin grin
Re: Come For Rice by yinkalink(f): 8:56am On Apr 29, 2011
richard!!!
Re: Come For Rice by shakara4u(m): 1:34pm On Apr 29, 2011
richard!!!

whoose username is dat?
Re: Come For Rice by yinkalink(f): 5:53pm On Apr 29, 2011
is Yinka my username?
Re: Come For Rice by shakara4u(m): 5:58pm On Apr 29, 2011
jst added one n two togeda now

yinkalinks,so felt it shld b yinka,

no b so
Re: Come For Rice by yinkalink(f): 6:01pm On Apr 29, 2011
no be so at all

u still dey follow me vex

oya pele wink wink wink
Re: Come For Rice by shakara4u(m): 6:13pm On Apr 29, 2011
if u really wan beg me,

u no hw n where to beg,
Re: Come For Rice by yinkalink(f): 6:22pm On Apr 29, 2011
dont loud it

i hear you

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