Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Eastern Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. Ayodele, a Nigerian guy, was one of the candidates.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Ayo says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.

The other candidate answers “Oh, Oga na wah oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!”

Bill Gates “ You are both hired”.

Don’t you just love Nigerians. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up. So don’t give up, u will lose nothing by trying more.

There was this Nigerian guy that went to the Zoo in the US to see a friend working there. On getting there he saw the guy in a group of people, moving near he could see that they were worried, he asks his friend what happened and the guy said they just lost the only Gorilla in the Zoo.

What is to be done? The friend said the management is looking for somebody who could put on Gorilla costume and stand in for the dead Gorilla and that the management is ready to pay. Hearing about the money the Nigerian guy said he will do it.

He wore the Gorilla costume and went into the cage. The gate of the Zoo was then thrown open to the tourists and sight-seers started trouping in. The guy started to display and was even very good and more creative than an original gorilla.

Seeing this many peoples attention was drawn to the display. They were so excited that some of them started asking for the managers to bring in the Lion from the next cage to add more to the fun. When the guy saw the Lion coming into the cage, he became afraid and exclaimed "Chei! I don die today o".

Surprisingly, the Lion moved closer and said! 'My guy no fear o, na business we dey do"

Sorry but both are so old, dey should b antiques.

^^ Are you kidding me? The first joke (about Bill Gates) really got me cracked up, lol. The second one , well, I think I've seen it before (courtesy lepacious Bose), but it's still ok.

.NET

*yawns* and falls asleep immediately

 Oh yes I love them so much and I'm glad i'm one 

where is the joke?

@ .NET, didnt sae they werent funny, i only said that they were old thus inspiring the poster to post better.

segzi cres:

*yawns* and falls asleep immediately

Funny!