Osama died and went to hell, abacha came to welcome him, he then asked abacha for his 77 virgins, abacha replied, 'we no get virgins for here o na only ashewo full here'! (after hearing this osama fainted).

When osama regained consciousness he met abacha and humbly told him, ' abeg make u bring d ashewo dem com i go manage'. Abacha started scratching his head and shifting uneasily, then he replied, ' all the ashewos wey remain na ghadafi get dem im don book dem finish' ( osama faint com enta coma).

Funny sha. . .

omenala:

Osama died and went to hell, abacha came to welcome him, he then asked abacha for his 77 virgins, abacha replied, 'we no get virgins for here o na only ashewo full here'! (after hearing this osama fainted).

When osama regained consciousness he met abacha and humbly told him, ' abeg make u bring d ashewo dem com i go manage'. Abacha started scratching his head and shifting uneasily, then he replied, ' all the ashewos wey remain na ghadafi get dem im don book dem finish' ( osama faint com enta coma).

are u an 11 year old rookie, or wat? Gosh dat is extraordinarily lame

El G, take it easy on the guy nau. . . Don't bite his head off, shior.

lol sweerie, am not being harsh but honestly i believe he can do better dan dat

No problem.

even u self, throw joke for me now?

Sadly, not everyone is a comedian.

so let me guess, u self don join d observer's group

Yes.

y u come dey cry. oya take my handkerchief *gives it to her* i understand u hia, i got babes on nland too dat are in ur category so abeg dont feel odd jor, oya show me ur 32 (abi u never grow finish?)

I blame u?

i no talk say show me lipstick. Na 32 i call ooo

Lagbaja, Nuthin for you.

Sophizzy:

Lagbaja, Nuthin for you.

thank God say Element does not begin with L, besides na ur teeth i wan see, i no talk say make u off shirt, or let me guess, u never wash am? (see as am proud of mine GBAM!!!)

Element G:

thank God say Element does not begin with L, besides na your teeth i wan see, i no talk say make u off shirt, or let me guess, u never wash am? (see as am proud of mine GBAM!!!)

Abeg, who is this bush monkey talking to?

bush what!!!! OMG!!! u just broke the 1million rules of Nland by saying dat. Relax as they say, its a jokes section

Okay.

really obvious dat u are new

Izz that so?

yep

Please, enlighten me.

on wat my dear?

With 70 virgins

Element G:

on wat my dear?

On how its obvious that I'm new.

posts:0, u not making use of Nland terms, then u aint even referring to some friends of maybe guys or girls holling u up when they see u

Element G:

posts:0, u not making use of Nland terms, then u aint even referring to some friends of maybe guys or girls holling u up when they see u

Terms such as . . .

i think i'll prove it a better way, u are damn too inquisitive girl

Whatever.

_{*So, he can't answer the question, yeye.*}

not dat i cant answer, but answering wont stop all the questions, when i answer then u say why, when i answer dat, its when, and maybe when i manage to answer (after almost choking to death) u will now ask how and say u just begun

Ha ha ha. Lol.

I did not even move a muscle