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The Suicide by bingbagbo(m): 8:27pm On May 13, 2011
PASTOR JONES SAW HELEN SQUATTING UNDER A SHORT TREE WITH A ROPE TIED AROUND HER WAIST LOOSELY.'' WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH A ROPE AROUND YOUR WAIST?'' ASKED PASTOR JONES.''I AM FED UP WITH LIFE, SO I AM COMMITTING SUICIDE'', REPLIED HELEN, (PASTOR JONES WONDERED FOR A WHILE)
'', SO WHY DONT YOU TIE THE ROPE AROUND YOUR NECK TIGHTLY?''ASKED PASTOR JONES.''I ALMOST DIED WHEN I TRIED THAT YESTERDAY, ''REPLIED HELEN grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Suicide by ElementG(m): 8:32pm On May 13, 2011
she be mugu, infact na hand she suppose tie am grin grin grin
Re: The Suicide by sulad82i(m): 9:03pm On May 13, 2011
Nice Try
Re: The Suicide by bingbagbo(m): 10:32am On May 14, 2011
PASTOR JONES UNTIED HELEN AND SCREWED HER, grin
Re: The Suicide by bingbagbo(m): 5:26pm On May 14, 2011
, i am hungry
Re: The Suicide by ElementG(m): 5:29pm On May 14, 2011
bin gbagbo:

PASTOR JONES UNTIED HELEN AND SCREWED HER, grin
listen to urself, u just ruined ur thread with ur own hand. Tell me, how can screwing match with suicide, guy use sense now undecided undecided undecided
Re: The Suicide by bingbagbo(m): 5:45pm On May 14, 2011
mind your own business joor! think about your own boring thread! mpama! u no get sense! ''fork u''. angry
Re: The Suicide by ElementG(m): 5:47pm On May 14, 2011
is dat y u now want to tear ur clothes tongue tongue tongue
Re: The Suicide by bingbagbo(m): 6:00pm On May 14, 2011
vamoose! angry ailment, you r really ill! kiss
Re: The Suicide by ElementG(m): 6:01pm On May 14, 2011
bin gbagbo:

vamoose! angry ailment, you r really ill! kiss
gosh never knew u were gay *eeewwww*  shocked shocked undecided undecided undecided
Re: The Suicide by bingbagbo(m): 6:07pm On May 14, 2011
na your papa teach me! goat!
Re: The Suicide by ElementG(m): 6:10pm On May 14, 2011
well he got his individual life and i got mine, but if he was dat, i dont think he would teach me not to try being dat so guy use brain sometimes undecided undecided undecided

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