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What Women Are by bingbagbo(m): 10:58am On May 22, 2011
4TH APRIL
john calls his girl friend on the phone:

girlfriend:hello

john:hi, babe how are you?

girlfriend:fine, fine, see, i will call you back, i will call you back, (hangs up!) koo! koo! koo!

john:hello, hello, hell,,,,,,

16TH APRIL
John calls his girlfriend again on the phone:

girlfriend:hello.

john:hi, babe na me your sweetheart john,

girlfriend:john, john i told you i will callyou!(yelling) mtscheeeeeeeeeew! (hangs up) koo! koo! koo!

john: hello, hello, hello babe? oh!

1st MAY PAY-DAY
John calls his girlfriend on the phone:

girlfriend:hi, honey longtime how are you darling?(speaks with American accent)

john:yeah, i am fine babe, i hope you r doing same?can we meet out tonight for dinner?

girlfriend:sure sure sure! honey sure! where, where? time time?

john:7pm tonight, regular spot

girlfriend:okay okay my baby, i will be there! now a kiss before you hang up?

WOMEN! WOMEN! WOMEN! HOW MANY TIMES DID I CALL YOU?
Re: What Women Are by yinkalink(f): 11:25am On May 22, 2011
N yet u guys cant do without us
Re: What Women Are by Nobody: 11:48am On May 22, 2011
All i can deduce frm my perspection is that this poster is still seeking a First Joke leaving certificate

Mtcheww
Re: What Women Are by bingbagbo(m): 1:50pm On May 22, 2011
@ hell gua-poo pig! that is what you are. a gay pig!

pig, pig, pig,pig,pig! angry angry angry
Re: What Women Are by Nobody: 3:19pm On May 22, 2011
Where is the joke?
Re: What Women Are by StudioCFR(m): 3:20pm On May 22, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin

BIN GBAGBO nor go kill me  grin
Re: What Women Are by Nobody: 3:22pm On May 22, 2011
So dry, mtcheew angry angry angry angry angry
Re: What Women Are by ElementG(m): 3:23pm On May 22, 2011
birds of d same feather flock together, i wonder wats funny here dat stud is laughing

maybe he is even bin gbagbo grin grin grin cool cool cool
Re: What Women Are by bingbagbo(m): 4:23pm On May 22, 2011
@ el hell-ment g goat, pig!, pig!,pig!, gay pig! angry
Re: What Women Are by ElementG(m): 4:23pm On May 22, 2011
let me just get out of dis thread, before dis mad cow tears his clothes undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: What Women Are by bingbagbo(m): 4:33pm On May 22, 2011
*watching the gay pig running* na Lucifer rapture go take you! pig! angry

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