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The Nuts At The Fence by feelgood(m): 4:21pm On May 23, 2011 |
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend, he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid. Can't you see it's hard for me to walk"? When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence, they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, but were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last, they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now, let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done." They say the old man made it back to town a full five minutes ahead of the kid on the bike! |
Re: The Nuts At The Fence by yinkalink(f): 8:17am On May 24, 2011 |
rotflmai |
Re: The Nuts At The Fence by feelgood(m): 9:01am On May 24, 2011 |
I'm really hoping Element will not come in here and start another 'romantic' overtures |
Re: The Nuts At The Fence by kodylicky(f): 9:49am On May 24, 2011 |
Lmao very funny |
Re: The Nuts At The Fence by oderemo(m): 10:28am On May 24, 2011 |
ha hahahahahahahahhah. lovely joke.gud, gulder |
Re: The Nuts At The Fence by yinkalink(f): 10:35am On May 24, 2011 |
Lol @ crazy poster |
Re: The Nuts At The Fence by Idowuogbo(f): 11:37am On May 24, 2011 |
feeelgood , kai wey my paracetamol money oo , my heads hurts lmaoooooooo |
Re: The Nuts At The Fence by babyme1(f): 1:38pm On May 24, 2011 |
Classic! |
Re: The Nuts At The Fence by Sophizzy(f): 6:47pm On May 26, 2011 |
Funny. |
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