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Traders In A Market by kemisuga(f): 10:34am On May 26, 2011
Traders in a Market: Yoruba woman selling apples, Ibo woman selling bread & an Urhobo woman selling Yam.

1st trader says, 'This is the
Apple of 'God's eye' and in a jiffy all her apples were sold quickly.

2nd takes a clue & calls out, 'Jesus said, I am the Bread of Life' and all her bread were sold sharp sharp.

Urhobo trader thought to herself, 'yam no dey Bible but Warri no de carry last! She then shouted 'No be Jesus talk this one o! Na Baba God Himsef talk am- "I YAM DAT I YAM". All her yams were sold with the speed of light !!!
grin grin grin
Re: Traders In A Market by kemisuga(f): 1:16pm On May 26, 2011
You mean dis is not funny shocked
Re: Traders In A Market by chumakk: 4:03pm On May 26, 2011
kemisuga:

Traders in a Market: Yoruba woman selling apples, Ibo woman selling bread & an Urhobo woman selling Yam.

1st trader says, 'This is the
Apple of 'God's eye' and in a jiffy all her apples were sold quickly.

2nd takes a clue & calls out, 'Jesus said, I am the Bread of Life' and all her bread were sold sharp sharp.

Urhobo trader thought to herself, 'yam no dey Bible but Warri no de carry last! She then shouted 'No be Jesus talk this one o! Na Baba God Himsef talk am- "I YAM DAT I YAM". All her yams were sold with the speed of light !!!
grin grin grin

Where did you copy these from? tongue
Re: Traders In A Market by oderemo(m): 4:12pm On May 26, 2011
levels don change since u were on hols.
dry dry.i need warer to drink
Re: Traders In A Market by kemisuga(f): 4:15pm On May 26, 2011
@ remo - water plenty for septic tank. tongue
Re: Traders In A Market by oderemo(m): 4:18pm On May 26, 2011
AS i dont do insult , only pass HONEST opinion on worthless jokes ,i will let that pass.
dont do it next tym. i beg of u.
Re: Traders In A Market by kemisuga(f): 5:14pm On May 26, 2011
If u dont look for trouble, no one will give u trouble. If a joke is dry, why not mind your biz, to shut your mouth. Or is it by force to pass comments.
Re: Traders In A Market by shakara4u(m): 6:05pm On May 26, 2011
jst passing,

infact make i sidon watch small



@ remo - water plenty for septic tank

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Traders In A Market by kemisuga(f): 8:31am On May 27, 2011
@ shakara - wetin u wan watch? tongue
Re: Traders In A Market by kodylicky(f): 4:34pm On May 27, 2011
Feather weight wrestling match between:

kemisuga and ode remo  cheesy  cheesy cheesy  cheesy  grin  grin  grin


i apply to be the referee  grin  grin
Re: Traders In A Market by oderemo(m): 4:40pm On May 27, 2011
^^^^, ve u ever heard of one blow 7 die b4. yeah, that lady berra watch her mouth with that septic warer, am sure she will be left with no sugar.
i dont do insult tho, thats 4 minor.
Re: Traders In A Market by yinkalink(f): 8:07am On May 28, 2011
Ode remo, d ever peaceful and polite guy!
Re: Traders In A Market by mikuz(m): 11:18am On May 28, 2011
ode remo:

^^^^, ve u ever heard of one blow 7 die b4. yeah, that lady berra watch her mouth with that septic warer, am sure she will be left with no sugar.
i dont do insult tho, thats 4 minor.
what an excuse!na fear just grip you so o!
Re: Traders In A Market by oderemo(m): 7:38pm On May 28, 2011
^^^^^, grin grin grin grin grin grin. i am shaking in ma booth. wetting me self in the process.
someone come to my aid sharp sharp. grin grin
Re: Traders In A Market by mikuz(m): 2:35am On May 29, 2011
^^
good for you!!
Next time learn how to hold your tongue!
*shakes his head and leaves*
Re: Traders In A Market by lysaa(f): 5:36pm On May 29, 2011
Old joke but loving the comments. Bluddah funny!

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