Mine:

1. The way this country take tight us (titus), it really saddens (sardine) me.

2. A girl was caught cheating in CBT, omo see beating.

3. I asked her to tell me his story, she told me history.

4. I wish there was a drink called Lama so all of us can drink it (Kendrick Lamar).

5. Referring to BigBrother as Biggie isn't always Rite.

6. I heard kidnappers abducted the Undertaker, I laughed so hard I started Coffin...such a grave mistake.

7. She lives in a storey building, but there's nothing upstairs in her brain.


Share yours. ✌️

8. Ade buy Benz. Ade forget mama. Sapa hold Ade. Ade wale.

9. I have no much bread but you can share (sheer) butter.

10. Why people dey squeeze offering? To make it tight? (Tithe)

11. You disguised you hate men but you saw money and fell for these guys.

12. Moses didn't buy the ship movie. Na pirate e pirate am.

13. Ebuka gym for Iyke. Well, okwa uche mmadu.

14. Do you have typhoid, fever, or just ache?
Me: All Sir. (Ulcer)

15. Baba gave me zero in my test. Well, thanks for nothing.

16. If he doesn't eat your food and fruits, don't let the man go (mango).

17. February no bi soldier, e fit no March. But April May.

18. I lost my luggage in Lagos State air port. In the court, I aired my view and still lost the case.

19. What can you use on a Roman Empress to tame her? Ceasars (scissors).

20. Cowards don't LasLong.

21. Since February, I fear Buhari.

22. I tell (Itel) you say country no care (Nokia) about us you dey ask me how I take know (Tecno).

23. My girlfriend went seeking for job at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.

lol

nice

Iyaebe:
lol

Smiles.

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My neighbor lost his left arm in an accident, he is all right now.