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The Creation Ofthe *p* U S *s Y* by Ascony(m): 5:36pm On Jun 01, 2011
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a p;u,s,sy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he s-u,ck.ed it and f-u.c.ke.d it,
and called it a c.u.nt.
Re: The Creation Ofthe *p* U S *s Y* by yinkalink(f): 6:09pm On Jun 01, 2011
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: The Creation Ofthe *p* U S *s Y* by Ascony(m): 4:02pm On Jun 14, 2011
lol
Re: The Creation Ofthe *p* U S *s Y* by angelz(f): 4:28pm On Jun 14, 2011
undecided :-x :-x :-x

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