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Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by akcapon(m): 1:26am On Jun 02, 2011 |
LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." "I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place," announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace. http://www.theonion.com/articles/prince-william-divorces-kate-middleton-after-5-wee,20648/ |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by ThiefOfHearts(f): 1:31am On Jun 02, 2011 |
Most people who dont live under a rock are aware that the onion is a joke. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by erika200: 10:03am On Jun 02, 2011 |
this is a joke please |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by damsel29(f): 10:37am On Jun 02, 2011 |
No dat can be true. This will be a big disgrace. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by YEMOYEMI: 10:40am On Jun 02, 2011 |
I hope ita a joke. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by Hardballer(m): 3:19pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
lmao @ the onion |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by BGSM: 4:47pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
i believe this isn't April, we are in june |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by 702: 4:54pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
this shud be moved to jokes! poster is nuts! |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by Mynd44: 7:02pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
This is not joke this is really true |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by mamagee3(f): 8:33pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
What a freaking joke! If this were true, I would be seeing different versions of this story in every news channel. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by twinstaiye(m): 9:52am On Jun 03, 2011 |
We wouldnt be reading it here if it were to be true, it will be breaking news in all TV stations all over the world. http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/9284983-katewilliam-divorce-then-why-plan-for-a-trip-to-canada |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by twity(f): 9:59am On Jun 03, 2011 |
I don't see the humour in this joke. Why would this clown joke with something like that? People are just mean and always want to see others fall. Msheeeew! |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 03, 2011 |
And yet they though it will make a good topic for NL home page . . . SMH! |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by liksy(f): 10:06am On Jun 03, 2011 |
I think its true, they couldnt be jocking with such a thing. not all that gliters is Gold, , |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by anishe(m): 10:14am On Jun 03, 2011 |
This is the dullest thing i have seen on Nairaland, the online beer parlour. Those of us in the UK would have been the first to know if this were true. Complete waste of time. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by kodylicky(f): 10:16am On Jun 03, 2011 |
lmao. nice joke indeed |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by angelempy(f): 10:18am On Jun 03, 2011 |
Come on nairalanders, dats not fair? I dont even believe dis. If it was true, it would have being on yahoo, and all d places. Why would u guy want to make up dis sort of crazy stuff, anyway? |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by slim05: 10:21am On Jun 03, 2011 |
Joke of d century, |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by ULSHERLAN(m): 10:22am On Jun 03, 2011 |
*smh* well some pple jus got time sha, I sincerely doubt dis, not dat it cant be true but its false |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by Koolking(m): 10:24am On Jun 03, 2011 |
Why would people make up things like this: The wedding was one of the biggest events in the world. How come popular Channels don't report this. IT IS A JOKE, even as these two (Kate & William) were not likely compatible going by their on-and-off relationship while they were dating. We are being June-fooled. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by Paentera(m): 10:26am On Jun 03, 2011 |
How can you take news from the Onion with any seriousness? The onion is a parody site! |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by omoekoni(m): 10:27am On Jun 03, 2011 |
nice one, don't get why he got married in the first place. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by owohblow: 10:33am On Jun 03, 2011 |
interesting. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by lynxnoon(m): 10:34am On Jun 03, 2011 |
and BBC, CNN, ALJAZEERA didnt say anytin about it?!! very BIG joke!!! |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by MrCork17: 10:35am On Jun 03, 2011 |
is true. Kate Middleton is now back with Me!! |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by gidson12(m): 10:35am On Jun 03, 2011 |
joke or no joke, who cares, royal marriage and royal divorce my a** |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by rolchi(m): 10:38am On Jun 03, 2011 |
is true. Kate Middleton is now back with Me!! Angry If you liked her before, why didn't you go to marry her |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by r231(m): 10:38am On Jun 03, 2011 |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by Ekpoma1: 10:40am On Jun 03, 2011 |
ULSHERLAN:You are neither here nor there. Where are you? |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by kemisuga(f): 10:41am On Jun 03, 2011 |
NAIRALAND MODERATORS! PLS DELETE DIS FAKE NEWS OFF YOUR SITE, YOU CAN BE SUED |
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