'I Made A Terrible Mistake' Says Heir To British Throne
LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." "I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place," announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace
http://www.theonion.com/articles/prince-william-divorces-kate-middleton-after-5-wee,20648/

could this be true?

Men, its true o, I just googled it. These kids are crazy!

I need to hear this from BBC or CNN to believe it . . . . .

Not even NL front page will convince me this time.

Seriously only CNN or BBC will do.

It's not true.
The moment i read those harsh words attributed to the Prince, i doubted the story.
It started as a joke by a blogger and ONION made a big deal out of it.

How can you believe this story? Really! Really!! Really!!!

Bad belle people don start?

hehehehe very funny. I guess this is the joke of the day.

Come on people. The story is from theonion and its not to be taken seriously.

After he don shine her congo finish

dayokanu:

After he don shine her congo finish

he's been shining the wrinkled p for over 10 yrs now

it has become part of him

mama-gee:

^^What do you mean?

I meant the guy has nyanshed her to his satisfaction

I love The Onion!