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Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by samla(m): 12:22pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
'I Made A Terrible Mistake' Says Heir To British Throne LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." "I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place," announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace http://www.theonion.com/articles/prince-william-divorces-kate-middleton-after-5-wee,20648/ |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by samla(m): 12:24pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
could this be true? |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by DrummaBoy(m): 12:36pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
Men, its true o, I just googled it. These kids are crazy! |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
I need to hear this from BBC or CNN to believe it . . . . . Not even NL front page will convince me this time. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by Nobody: 12:50pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
Seriously only CNN or BBC will do. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by hazureal(f): 1:39pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
It's not true. The moment i read those harsh words attributed to the Prince, i doubted the story. It started as a joke by a blogger and ONION made a big deal out of it. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by maclatunji: 2:10pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
How can you believe this story? Really! Really!! Really!!! |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by babyme1(f): 3:13pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
Bad belle people don start? |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by OAM4J: 3:42pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
hehehehe very funny. I guess this is the joke of the day. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by Bawss1(m): 3:54pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
Come on people. The story is from theonion and its not to be taken seriously. |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by r231(m): 4:57pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by dayokanu(m): 6:16pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
After he don shine her congo finish |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by mamagee3(f): 9:08pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
^^What do you mean? |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by kokoye(m): 9:24pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
dayokanu: he's been shining the wrinkled p for over 10 yrs now it has become part of him |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by dayokanu(m): 10:26pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
mama-gee: I meant the guy has nyanshed her to his satisfaction |
Re: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks by Nekai(f): 9:23am On Jun 03, 2011 |
I love The Onion! |
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