Sit back relax and laugh your hearts out.

*Na only for Naija wey blind man fit recognize fake currency

*Chai!!..These days,even destiny helpers must to knack kpekus before they help you

*Some people wicked Ehn..how can u use somebody's stretch marks to explain erosion

*Tall girls standing and pressing phone in the night will be looking like street light

*I heard that short people can do backflips and gymnastics under their bed.

* Africans will never rest. Even after they die, they still have to work as ancestors

*Bros..you wear boxers for one month without changing. And u go church dey clean chair before you sit down.

*You be house boy and you dey play AM THE BOSS by Rick Ross...Na bomb dey ur head

*Nigerians sweep their yard like
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*Welcome to Nigeria where ministers, governors, senators and even president blame government

*You give beggar money come dey collect change.. Nigerians hmmmmm

*I saw two fat girls singing 'I can't wait to fly'...People of God, abeg have u ever seen elephant and hippopotamus flying before?

*It's only a Nigerian that will be watching a movie and be talking to the actor like 'Mumu walk fast, they are coming'

*Those guys that always turn back to look at a lady's bom bom. Don't worry, you'll soon turn to pillar of salt

*All those prefects that always seize our ball when we were in school..How fa na. Hope u are now working with FIFA

*All the slim girls on Nairaland should gather. I need broom.

*Your mother is praying for you to have long life, and you're at ur boyfriend's house shouting *Oh yes baby kill me*..Yu well??

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