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Traveller's Guide; Are You Traveling For Christmas? Read This by ospreywin(m): 6:31am On Nov 08, 2021
Are You Traveling to the Eastern states from Lagos for this Christmas . ADVICE: It's a horrible nightmare travelling from Lagos to Onitsha, Benin and other parts by road. It's even worse if you are using your personal vehicle, especially with the rate of insecurity in the country at the moment. If you leave Lagos for Onitsha by 6am, the earliest you should expect to be there is 8pm. Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:
1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.
2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.
3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license. Just make before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.
4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos.(you can also message or call me to get your vehicle documents done 100% legit)
5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.
6. Ensure your journey isn't scheduled to late night, make sure you hit the road as early as possible.
7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.
8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.
9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.
10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting you from kidnappers(sarcasm)
So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
11. I personally will advice you to move in convoy if you know people who are traveling the same route as yours or you come from the same village.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences
#kerauzo #travel #xmastravel #Travelexperience
#copied
OGA VD

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Re: Traveller's Guide; Are You Traveling For Christmas? Read This by ospreywin(m): 3:35pm On Nov 13, 2021
ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the Eastern states from Lagos for this Christmas . ADVICE: It's a horrible nightmare travelling from Lagos to Onitsha, Benin and other parts by road. It's even worse if you are using your personal vehicle, especially with the rate of insecurity in the country at the moment. If you leave Lagos for Onitsha by 6am, the earliest you should expect to be there is 8pm. Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:
1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.
2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.
3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license. Just make before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.
4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos.(you can also message or call me to get your vehicle documents done 100% legit)
5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.
6. Ensure your journey isn't scheduled to late night, make sure you hit the road as early as possible.
7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.
8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.
9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.
10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting you from kidnappers(sarcasm)
So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
11. I personally will advice you to move in convoy if you know people who are traveling the same route as yours or you come from the same village.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences
#kerauzo #travel #xmastravel #Travelexperience
#copied
OGA VD
Re: Traveller's Guide; Are You Traveling For Christmas? Read This by ospreywin(m): 9:01am On Nov 19, 2021
ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the Eastern states from Lagos for this Christmas . ADVICE: It's a horrible nightmare travelling from Lagos to Onitsha, Benin and other parts by road. It's even worse if you are using your personal vehicle, especially with the rate of insecurity in the country at the moment. If you leave Lagos for Onitsha by 6am, the earliest you should expect to be there is 8pm. Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:
1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.
2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.
3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license. Just make before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.
4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos.(you can also message or call me to get your vehicle documents done 100% legit)
5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.
6. Ensure your journey isn't scheduled to late night, make sure you hit the road as early as possible.
7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.
8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.
9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.
10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting you from kidnappers(sarcasm)
So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
11. I personally will advice you to move in convoy if you know people who are traveling the same route as yours or you come from the same village.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences
#kerauzo #travel #Travelexperience
#copied
OGA VD
Re: Traveller's Guide; Are You Traveling For Christmas? Read This by sultaan(m): 10:08pm On Nov 19, 2021
Basically of you love abroad just stay where you are Nigeria does not need you to survive.
It is not necessary to risk your life for a couple of dollars they will demand
Re: Traveller's Guide; Are You Traveling For Christmas? Read This by mejai(m): 6:48am On Nov 20, 2021
Men!!! No need to travel again. Which Kain wahala be this?
Re: Traveller's Guide; Are You Traveling For Christmas? Read This by YeyeGbami: 8:14am On Nov 20, 2021
Man is right.
Re: Traveller's Guide; Are You Traveling For Christmas? Read This by ospreywin(m): 4:50pm On Nov 29, 2021
YeyeGbami:
Man is right.
Re: Traveller's Guide; Are You Traveling For Christmas? Read This by Mophor: 5:35pm On Nov 29, 2021
Damn Niggar!!!!

Thanks for the advice
Re: Traveller's Guide; Are You Traveling For Christmas? Read This by sultaan(m): 1:44am On Dec 01, 2021
The new COVID strain just added another reason not to get stuck in Nigeria

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