1) Hugging a girl with flat chest can cause you chest pain lemme be going
2) When you see a pregnant woman spitting, just know the baby has farted
3) Dear boyfriend snatchers, please come and snatch me, if I refuse then rape me
4) Is only in Nigeria you'll tell someone that you misplace something and they'll ask you where did you keep it ... If knew where I kept it will I ask u??
5). I just finish receiving a call from my Abuja friend and my ear started peppering me
6) The way I am afraid of my Ex eh, I even wear hand glove before liking her pix on Facebook
7) If I have never made you laugh this year, just comment “hi” lemme block you.
your problem is bigger than me and my jokes
I bought a Gucci Shoe for 50k and you expect me to walk on the ground, are u mad? pls if you see someone jumping from fence to fence on Xmas day, just know is me
9) The only different between boys & girls is that boys smell their boxer before wearing it but girls look at the center of their pant before wearing it
oh lord pls deliver me o
10) Me seating close to a beautiful girl in a funeral,
My spirit: pls don't say it
Me: hi dear, do you come here often
11) you see those people that always read my jokes and even laugh without liking it are more dangerous than HIV