Our Parents' 8 Spring Marital Beds Lasted Longer Because They Were 'Missionaries' - Nigerian Pastor

A Nigerian pastor, Ab Isong has said that the spring marital beds used by the older generation parents lasted longer because they were 'missionaries', IgbereTV reports.

"Our parents 8 spring marital beds lasted longer than our fancy wooden beds because they were simply missionaries! You gerrit?" he wrote on Facebook.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10220667705511042&id=1487871316

The man might be right.

Na how days...na

Goat style
Crocodile style
And the one you go come bend am one kind... cockroach own.


But jah know say I can never do away with my standing doggie... especially when mirror dey the front of where I position her...na to plug am for back as she semily stand.

I call it do like say you won take picture style... you know that kinda level when them won take picture.. they go put one leg for front.. then the bum go shoot go back well.
Na to carry your hand go down, make u plug am from beneath go up.

Noted

Very true . My papa own still dey intact till this date........But my papa wasn't a missionary .

This what was isaw

"our parent beds lasted longer because they were doing missionary"


had to read the topic again

Sonnobax15:

Very true . My papa own still dey intact till this date........But my papa wasn't a missionary .

omo ale re o...u dey peep while ur parents are at it

Unto matters arising

Pastor making dirty jokes

Lol everything wey diz generation dey du na with aggression...

shey na person wey don take all typ of concussion laik Buruntashi, 3310, Kerewa, pankere, higher killer, baby oku, Ak47 before him knack na him u go dey tell mak e du missionary....


The energy wey diz generation dey put for sex is enough to power our electricity 247....

Damnnn niggar
Isoright...

Hahaha

I get it

This our generation bed nor dey Last 6 months

If you doubt go ask owners of hotels

Na everytime those hoteliers dey do new bed

Dbull on this one!!!


First time am hearing something of this nature, who calculates how long a bed last when e no be sub

Nice holy word play there pasta

Why African pastors concern themselves with affairs below the belt will always remain a mystery to me.

Lol. Nowadays, we do it as if we are at war

Abegiii, instead say it's because they were made of better materials

A Pastor? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is now a Pastor in this Country

Why all these mumu pastors like saying rubbish??

They go just dey disgrace themselves

We sef no no who we go dey follow now

Don’t take too serious.. Nairalanders always do

Meaning what oga see your folded head like native drum

This pastor want confuse everyone...make him go straight to the talk.

When bed start to get expiring date

Hope it isn't what I am thinking.

Eweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! mynd44, bola146, ajepako, vickyrotex, fatymore, funkebabee, folake4u, Annie001 and lalasticlala come see chomtin

KiNg0G:
The man might be right.

Na how days...na

Goat style
Crocodile style
And the one you go come bend am one kind... cockroach own.


But jah know say I can never do away with my standing doggie... especially when mirror dey the front of where I position her...na to plug am for back as she semily stand.

I call it do like say you won take picture style... you know that kinda level when them won take picture.. they go put one leg for front.. then the bum go shoot go back well.
Na to carry your hand go down, make u plug am from beneath go up.

Nobody asked how you dey bleep your bitch

Dd

Very deep words