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Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids by joelbooks: 1:05am On Dec 25, 2021
What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_uxf0YUZNY

How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Rude-olph.

Why does Santa work at the North Pole?
Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole.

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.

How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to be trimmed.

What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?
Wrap music.

What kind of photos do elves take?
Elfies.

What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Snow cones.

Why did Rudolph get a bad grade on his report card?
Because he went down in history.

What wears a red suit and goes, “Oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards.

Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with a computer?
A pine-apple.

In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
Every year.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.

What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?
A Holly Davidson.

Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
Because they always drop their needles.

What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
Santa clues.
Re: Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids by 700chinecherem: 10:08pm On Dec 25, 2021
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Re: Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids by joelbooks: 2:16am On Dec 26, 2021
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