Anytime a formerly obese person drops a significant amount of tonnage, it's cause for celebration. They, in all likelihood, will look better, be healthier and be less of a bitch to have over for Thanksgiving. But in the case of Fat Joe, the Bronx MC who just dropped 88 pounds after starting to eat better and hiring a trainer, the weight loss isn't necessarily a good thing for one obvious reason: his name.

Fat Joe has to be fat; there's no way around it. A skinny dude named Fat Joe is like an nice-smelling lady named Ke$ha--it's a complete oxymoron. Now that it's clear Fat Joe needs a new hip-hop moniker, we're here to help the svelte bastard out. Here are our best suggestions:

+ Not-So-Fat Joe

+ Average Joe

+ Cardio Joe

+ Probably In Need Of Excessive Skin Removal Surgery Joe

+ Whole New Wardrobe Joe

+ "Oh, THAT'S What My Penis Looks Like" Joe

+ Could Probably Stand To Lose Another 30 Pounds Joe

+ One Airplane Seat Joe

+ Joe Jonas

Got any better ones? Leave them in the comments below.

thugjay:

Anytime a formerly obese person drops a significant amount of tonnage, it's cause for celebration. They, in all likelihood, will look better, be healthier and be less of a naughty woman to have over for Thanksgiving. But in the case of Fat Joe, the Bronx MC who just dropped 88 pounds after starting to eat better and hiring a trainer, the weight loss isn't necessarily a good thing for one obvious reason: his name.

Fat Joe has to be fat; there's no way around it. A skinny dude named Fat Joe is like an nice-smelling lady named Ke$ha--it's a complete oxymoron. Now that it's clear Fat Joe needs a new hip-hop moniker, we're here to help the svelte naughty person out. Here are our best suggestions:

+ Not-So-Fat Joe

+ Average Joe

+ Cardio Joe

+ Probably In Need Of Excessive Skin Removal Surgery Joe

+ Whole New Wardrobe Joe

+ "Oh, THAT'S What My manliness Looks Like" Joe

+ Could Probably Stand To Lose Another 30 Pounds Joe

+ One Airplane Seat Joe

+ Joe Jonas

Got any better ones? Leave them in the comments below.

at least, next time you are gonna copy and paste an article from MTV, you should give the link so people know where it comes from. . . . . . . . ok let me help you:

http://clutch.mtv.com/2011/06/13/fat-joe-loses-weight-needs-a-new-name/

slim joe is better.no way around it

look good slimmer