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Fat Joe Loses Weight, Needs A New Name by thugjay(m): 12:26pm On Jun 15, 2011 |
Anytime a formerly obese person drops a significant amount of tonnage, it's cause for celebration. They, in all likelihood, will look better, be healthier and be less of a bitch to have over for Thanksgiving. But in the case of Fat Joe, the Bronx MC who just dropped 88 pounds after starting to eat better and hiring a trainer, the weight loss isn't necessarily a good thing for one obvious reason: his name. Fat Joe has to be fat; there's no way around it. A skinny dude named Fat Joe is like an nice-smelling lady named Ke$ha--it's a complete oxymoron. Now that it's clear Fat Joe needs a new hip-hop moniker, we're here to help the svelte bastard out. Here are our best suggestions: + Not-So-Fat Joe + Average Joe + Cardio Joe + Probably In Need Of Excessive Skin Removal Surgery Joe + Whole New Wardrobe Joe + "Oh, THAT'S What My Penis Looks Like" Joe + Could Probably Stand To Lose Another 30 Pounds Joe + One Airplane Seat Joe + Joe Jonas Got any better ones? Leave them in the comments below.
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Re: Fat Joe Loses Weight, Needs A New Name by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jun 15, 2011 |
thugjay: at least, next time you are gonna copy and paste an article from MTV, you should give the link so people know where it comes from. . . . . . . . ok let me help you: http://clutch.mtv.com/2011/06/13/fat-joe-loses-weight-needs-a-new-name/ |
Re: Fat Joe Loses Weight, Needs A New Name by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jun 15, 2011 |
slim joe is better.no way around it |
Re: Fat Joe Loses Weight, Needs A New Name by MeGaStReEt: 10:57pm On Jun 15, 2011 |
look good slimmer |
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