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Funny Kids’ Jokes About Math by joelbooks: 12:55am On Dec 29, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-EYt-lvBdg


Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.

Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it’s never right.

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.

Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

What do you call guys who love math?
Algebros.

How do you stay warm in any room?
Go to the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.

Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert.

Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you count Dracula.

Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.

Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there’s no point.

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Re: Funny Kids’ Jokes About Math by matrix199(m): 1:02am On Dec 29, 2021
Nice jokes!

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Re: Funny Kids’ Jokes About Math by joelbooks: 1:04am On Dec 29, 2021
matrix199:
Nice jokes!

Thanks
Re: Funny Kids’ Jokes About Math by chival(f): 1:50am On Dec 29, 2021
joelbooks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-EYt-lvBdg


Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.

Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it’s never right.

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.

Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

What do you call guys who love math?
Algebros.

How do you stay warm in any room?
Go to the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.

Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert.

Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you count Dracula.

Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.

Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there’s no point.
Made me smile. smiley
Re: Funny Kids’ Jokes About Math by joelbooks: 8:55am On Dec 29, 2021
chival:

Made me smile. smiley

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