As i wanted to leave house this morning two kids ran up to me, a boy and a girl. The girl asked me "Uncle please can a 9 years old girl get pregnant?" Without a second thought i answered "No". Then the boy said to the girl "you see, i told you. Oya let's go and continue"


Hope it is not what i'm thinking oh...

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When you have chance, take a chair and sit down, pour your friends into a tray and select them like beans, so that you will not chew stones in 2022.

Did you know that A group of friends eating corn is a Conference...

When you break up with your edo girlfriend and she travels to her village, no one will tell you to start a 3-day dry fasting.

Kids of nowadays are lucky . They choose their hairstyles themselves.
In my days, Popsy will just sit back and tell the barber "let it shine".

Haa very funny

What is Goodluck
It is when you are feeling sleepy in the Church and the pastor asks one prayer warrior that can pray for 2 hours to lead in prayer... Oh how great is your joy when you hear that "Let's bow down our heads in prayer".

I know english! I know english! Oya come and complete these sentences using either "YES" or "NO"
1. ___ I am a cheat.
2. ___ I don't go to church.
3. ___ I am very stupid.
4 ___ I haven't bath yet this year.
5. ___ I have a bad mouth odour.

Look at you, Abi English nah mate .
If e pain you, share and do it to someone else.

DEAR SLAY QUEENS When we say stop commiting abortion e get why oh... Nah so you go take abort all the good presidents and end up giving birth to another BUHARI I REBUKE IT IJN

At 19, i'm still chewing my fingernails... What is that stupid thing you still do at your age?

Tranquility439:

When you break up with your edo girlfriend and she travels to her village, no one will tell you to start a 3-day dry fasting.

haha funny

WHEN I WAS YOUNG;

-I used to think that the sun followed our car

-I would restart a video game when i knew i was going to lose

-I would hide behind the door to scare someone then go out because the person is taking too long to come

-I would tuck in my arms inside my shirt and fake that i have no arms

-I would cry like hell after swallowing orange seed, thinking that the seed will germinate inside my tummy and an orange tree will grow from my head

-I would fake being asleep so that i would be carried to the bedroom.


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-I removed her top, she kept quiet and looked at me...

-I removed her skirt, she was still looking at me silently...

-I took off her bra, she didn't say anything...

-I proceeded to remove her pant, that was when she screamed out loudly, TRANQUILITY! Why do you want to remove all my clothes from the line? Is that space not enough for you to hang your clothes?
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Look at these spoiled Nairalanders with corrupt minds.

What is Badluck?
Badluck is when you are using your Dad's phone to download an app of 20000kb and when it reaches 90 percent, you hear you Dad shouting, "Tom! Tom!! Where is my phone? I'm late for the meeting already."

Little Sam came down for breakfast, at the table he asked his grandmother "Where is Mum and Dad?" "They are up in the bedroom" replied Granny. "Okay" he muttered and went on with his meal.
In the afternoon, when he came for lunch, he asked Granny about his parents again, and got the same answer. He twicthed his mouth into a sly smile, kept quiet and went on with his meal. "But why did you ask?" asked Granny
"oh nothing" he replied and soon cleared up his dishes and went out to play.

When he came in for dinner, he asked "are they still up in the bedroom?" "Yes, i hope nothing is wrong"

Sam said "yesterday night Dad came into my room and asked for vaseline, but i gave him super glue"

I've lied several times before even though i know its not good, but i didn't remember telling someones daughter "I can't live without you."