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New Year Resolution by jamerflepz(m): 5:01pm On Jan 06, 2022
New Year Resolution

This year Twenty – Twenty – Two:

· I promise not to come to your church and tune your drums. I will show you respect as a drummer.

· Packaging is a must. Whether I’m good or not on the drums, I will package myself this year.

· Learn a new instrument or start singing. You bench me on the drums, I play another instrument or I sing. I will not be musically stranded this year.

· If drums doesn't pay, I will learn a skill, get a job or even start a business. Whatever happens, I won’t stop playing the drums. I will keep the passion alive. Anything can happen.

· And to all my future girlfriends, I will always pick the drums over you. No vex. It is what it is. I will still love you sha.
Re: New Year Resolution by na2ural: 9:15pm On Jan 12, 2022
I can promise everything except number 1. I detest distuned drums.

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