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The Imbe*c*ile by bright007(f): 6:18pm On Jun 25, 2011
Pastor said in a church service: Turn to your left and say to your neighbour 'it shall be permanent in your life'. I turned to my left and saw an imbe*c*ile. Apparently confused, I stared at the imbe*c*ile for some minutes and said to him ''don't mind the pastor''. The imb*e*cile replied ''na God save u, I for use slap kill you here 2day,
Re: The Imbe*c*ile by chumakk: 7:41pm On Jun 25, 2011
Funny but not everyone knows the meaning of " slowpoke " grin
Re: The Imbe*c*ile by bright007(f): 8:40pm On Jun 25, 2011
**meaning restored**
Re: The Imbe*c*ile by bingbagbo(m): 8:50pm On Jun 25, 2011
And is this a joke?i can see u r very stewpid! Goat! Lol
Re: The Imbe*c*ile by olawalebabs(m): 9:34pm On Jun 25, 2011
bin gbagbo:

And is this a joke?i can see u r very stewpid! Goat! Lol
chai which day you go see joke in any post. Do you expect pple to post your type of dry joke. @op good one there
Re: The Imbe*c*ile by Kunbee: 9:51pm On Jun 25, 2011
*yawns*
Re: The Imbe*c*ile by bright007(f): 6:26am On Jun 26, 2011
@kunbee:aha!jor oooooo!you wan swallow me?why use ur money for food take throw dice?shey u go drink ijebu garri make I email am to u?
Re: The Imbe*c*ile by Nobody: 6:49am On Jun 26, 2011
lmfao damn
Re: The Imbe*c*ile by A12(m): 2:47pm On Jun 26, 2011
@ poster, say na me I for tell it shall be pamernent and run out of d church @ bingbagbo sofri sofri dey yab & condemn
Re: The Imbe*c*ile by mikuz(m): 10:04pm On Jun 26, 2011
Haha!
Another too many recycled sh|t!
Re: The Imbe*c*ile by Kunbee: 10:42pm On Jun 26, 2011
bright007:

@kunbee:aha!jor oooooo!you wan swallow me?why use your money for food take throw dice?shey u go drink ijebu garri make I email am to u?

I cant swallow you nao

Oya email am fast, so you even nice like this?

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