The Abuja roads trend is very amusing.

Because if you get car, you go loss, if you no get car, you go still loss.

You ask too much question you go loss more.

Airport Road is Lugbe, Airport Junction is in Jabi by Life Camp, you get flight and you go stop for Airport junction �������, I laugh in Hebrew na GUO night bus you go enter las las.

You enter bus because you hear Galadima and na Galadimawa you dey go, my dear you haff loss.

You find yourself for Wuye and your interview nah for Wuse, my dear return to LinkedIn and start applying again.

You dey go Idu magically find yourself for Idoo, you should know how this one will end nah.

You think Area 1 to Area 11 dey in order bah? ������ you will crew.

Zone 1 to Zone 7? Better enter Bolt ooo

You dey go Apo dem carry you go Aco? You will crode.

You want to see crazy? Assume that's Wuse 2 and Wuse Zone 2 na the same place.

City Gate na where Abuja start, the other places na FCT, don't be deceived.

There's Berger in Berger and Berger in Lugbe.

There's Police Signboard in Lugbe and Police Signboard in Dutse. No this Dutse is not Wuse, and remember that Wuse and Wuye has no business and there's more than one Dutse.

My dear, download Uber/Rida/Bolt.

You are driving and you miss a ramp. Hehehehehehe welcome to Nasarawa.

You are driving and you take the wrong flyover, Niger State appreciates your presence mai dear.

The only thing that you can count on here is Ordinary President shouting Hembelembe.

Welcome to Abuja mai dear.

N.B: Lugbe people should not comment on this post, let's respect ourselves, by the way, why is that place called Car Wash? Have you seen any Signboard at Police Signboard?

This is hilarious and so true about Abuja and the FCT.When I started driving in Abuja newly I was going to Asokoro Hospital the next thing I took a wrong ramp and behold I found myself somewhere in Nassarawa or was it Keffi I cant even remember but sha I was out of my route completely.

When I started seeing plenty church sign post I knew i was getting lost already.

You really need to study the turns,the ramps,the correct flyovers to take or else tears of lamentations will be your portion in Abuja.The day google map decides to be a bitch just forget it you must cry.

Arab junction in Utako while Arab road is in Kubwa.

Pistolx:
The Abuja roads trend is very amusing.

Because if you get car, you go loss, if you no get car, you go still loss.

You ask too much question you go loss more.

Airport Road is Lugbe, Airport Junction is in Jabi by Life Camp, you get flight and you go stop for Airport junction �������, I laugh in Hebrew na GUO night bus you go enter las las.

You enter bus because you hear Galadima and na Galadimawa you dey go, my dear you haff loss.

You find yourself for Wuye and your interview nah for Wuse, my dear return to LinkedIn and start applying again.

You dey go Idu magically find yourself for Idoo, you should know how this one will end nah.

You think Area 1 to Area 11 dey in order bah? ������ you will crew.

Zone 1 to Zone 7? Better enter Bolt ooo

You dey go Apo dem carry you go Aco? You will crode.

You want to see crazy? Assume that's Wuse 2 and Wuse Zone 2 na the same place.

City Gate na where Abuja start, the other places na FCT, don't be deceived.

There's Berger in Berger and Berger in Lugbe.

There's Police Signboard in Lugbe and Police Signboard in Dutse. No this Dutse is not Wuse, and remember that Wuse and Wuye has no business and there's more than one Dutse.

My dear, download Uber/Rida/Bolt.

You are driving and you miss a ramp. Hehehehehehe welcome to Nasarawa.

You are driving and you take the wrong flyover, Niger State appreciates your presence mai dear.

The only thing that you can count on here is Ordinary President shouting Hembelembe.

Welcome to Abuja mai dear.

N.B: Lugbe people should not comment on this post, let's respect ourselves, by the way, why is that place called Car Wash? Have you seen any Signboard at Police Signboard?

Abuja no be person mate, I know police signboard for dutse alhaji ,makarantha, those words can be misleading, Lugbe Hausa marker , white house bustop on ur way to Sokale bustop kubwa and co chaii Abuja get kleg to barb hair sef na money for Abuja.i no fit drive for Abuja because I go lost aswear ..highway bridge turning no be ordinary .

Pistolx:
The Abuja roads trend is very amusing.

Because if you get car, you go loss, if you no get car, you go still loss.

You ask too much question you go loss more.

Airport Road is Lugbe, Airport Junction is in Jabi by Life Camp, you get flight and you go stop for Airport junction �������, I laugh in Hebrew na GUO night bus you go enter las las.

You enter bus because you hear Galadima and na Galadimawa you dey go, my dear you haff loss.

You find yourself for Wuye and your interview nah for Wuse, my dear return to LinkedIn and start applying again.

You dey go Idu magically find yourself for Idoo, you should know how this one will end nah.

You think Area 1 to Area 11 dey in order bah? ������ you will crew.

Zone 1 to Zone 7? Better enter Bolt ooo

You dey go Apo dem carry you go Aco? You will crode.

You want to see crazy? Assume that's Wuse 2 and Wuse Zone 2 na the same place.

City Gate na where Abuja start, the other places na FCT, don't be deceived.

There's Berger in Berger and Berger in Lugbe.

There's Police Signboard in Lugbe and Police Signboard in Dutse. No this Dutse is not Wuse, and remember that Wuse and Wuye has no business and there's more than one Dutse.

My dear, download Uber/Rida/Bolt.

You are driving and you miss a ramp. Hehehehehehe welcome to Nasarawa.

You are driving and you take the wrong flyover, Niger State appreciates your presence mai dear.

The only thing that you can count on here is Ordinary President shouting Hembelembe.

Welcome to Abuja mai dear.

N.B: Lugbe people should not comment on this post, let's respect ourselves, by the way, why is that place called Car Wash? Have you seen any Signboard at Police Signboard?

I swear
I dy respect anybody that knows his way in Abj