My friend told me he woke one morning to discover his car battery stolen. He bought another one and decided to put measures in place to prevent reoccurrence.
See his actions below.

Once bitten twice shy

Real nigga. Na naija we dey na. If you loose guard, na jonzing. Chaii..

He should be careful with all the exposed metals around the battery terminals.

Make e put Dog or Rabbit for the small space when remain for the cage na

Lmao until that thing touch bonnet catch fire him head go correct.

Penny wise pound foolish.

When the thief finally opens the bonnet.....

LoL

Smart move

Comrade no want losses guard

If he enters a pothole and his battery jumps and both positive and negative terminals touch that iron cage at the same time he might go and start buying another brainbox or another vehicle since this one would have already caught fire and burnt to ashes.

pyyxxaro:
Make e put Dog or Rabbit for the small space when remain for the cage na

Out of point

Dangerous

Is his house fenced?

Na house � wey no get fence this kind thing fit happen.

Very risky.

Very risky. He should cut Tyre tube and cover the battery with it before this metal bridge + and - terminals and start fire.

Extremely dangerous.

In saner climes, that vehicle would be declared unsafe and impounded.

Just buy a big dog to guard your compound at night

Oga think say him wise.
Some pple don't know the Dynamics of how things works, but he is doing it the wrong way.
A day will come he will pay badly for this action.
Why can't him be removing & replacing the battery every morning.

samwash:
Oga think say him wise.
Some pple don't know the Dynamics of how things works, but he is doing it the wrong way.
A day will come he will pay badly for this action.
Why can't him be removing & replacing the battery every morning.

Take five!

I don't blame him, I likewise did same to my brother's car � because he doesn't reside in the country, hoodlums decided to migrate his car bar3, a jeep for that matter. Fear this ppl oo well I have constructed battery lock with the help of a welder...

Doesn't make sense. One time they robbed and removed batteries of cars parked on my street. Nobody did what this OP did. They simply learnt to take the battery with them every night

Disaster knocking...

This is very risky, and besides there are no protective covers on the battery cap. This could result to a fire out break in no time.

YeyeGbami:
Lmao until that thing touch bonnet catch fire him head go correct.

Penny wise pound foolish.

you are the greatest mumu, terminal are safe ode

Car batteries are usually stolen from underneath the car fenders, so I hope those bars went round. Once had my car battery stolen one late night just outside one hidden brothel in elelenwo when I was serving. Me and olosho had to trek a long distance to my house as we couldn’t get a taxi. By the time we both got on the bed, na sleep carry us till daybreak! Very scary because it almost felt marital the next day. Kon dey pursue olosho around the bed like Indian film, a broda still had to change oil to avoid knocking sound in his engine na!

Timagex:
When the thief finally opens the bonnet.....

He will be disappointed on arrival

Totilopussylick:


He will be disappointed on arrival