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The Kiss by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jul 07, 2011
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
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"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl, "
Re: The Kiss by Roses1(f): 3:24pm On Jul 07, 2011
Lwkmd @poster, nice one jorr.
Re: The Kiss by mikuz(m): 6:14pm On Jul 07, 2011
Yeah! Great shot! Keep it up!
Re: The Kiss by maka3: 7:12pm On Jul 07, 2011
@poster, nice one. @mikuz, so somebody fit impress you?
Re: The Kiss by mikuz(m): 7:27pm On Jul 07, 2011
Lol

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