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Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by derecho(m): 3:12pm On Apr 28, 2022
Kikikiki..
Some have even insulted me because that's all they know.
The other girl killed by her Ajah boyfriend thought all that was important was money but was killed even before she even got in.

It all depends on the mindset. Some lose their conviction because of money...kill children because of money... Kill parents because of Money... Yet they don't even get this money...

I laugh when I even see people shout "grace" when they see portable rolling with "big boys".
If only people understand grace
Kayouzka:


They are ignorant;

Everybody has money but never enough.
Nobody ever have enough money
Because the more money most people have the more they want more and when they can't get it, it brings dissatisfaction. That is why there are many rich people that still feel like they are poor.

Research has shown that we are materially richer than our forefathers but we are not happier. Happiness in materialism can only produce temporal happiness and put you in constant longing and dissatisfaction
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by iamrealdeji(m): 3:42pm On Apr 28, 2022
derecho:
When money too much...you'll understand the meaning of "Vanity Upon Vanity"

All the people shouting "money...money..More money" never see money.

When you really get this money, you'll understand what Solomon was saying.
Even Dangote would say ''Vanity upon vanity'',''we won't take it to heaven'' after reading that Elon musk bought twitter for $44billion

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Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by bepositive11: 4:01pm On Apr 28, 2022
He couldn't even afford to buy twitter. He raised the money with help from his rich friends

Minjim:


He can't afford to buy coca cola.

Before you quote me , why not first look up the total value of Cocacola and what Elon is worth?

His whole asset is not up to what Cocacola is worth.


Moreover, he was only kidding.
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by IJEYdiamond(f): 4:02pm On Apr 28, 2022
lexy20I4:
His money,his business,make em buy naija join. grin

Walahi.... that will be d boom!!!
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by IJEYdiamond(f): 4:03pm On Apr 28, 2022
SadiqBabaSani:
African American crazy man,

Is Elon Gay?

Nope
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Aaay: 4:40pm On Apr 28, 2022
Really
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Matthew2925(m): 5:09pm On Apr 28, 2022
Minjim:


He can't afford to buy coca cola.

Before you quote me , why not first look up the total value of Cocacola and what Elon is worth?

His whole asset is not up to what Cocacola is worth.


Moreover, he was only kidding.
True
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Minjim: 5:13pm On Apr 28, 2022
So he should take 200b out of Telsa to buy Coke?
Do you know what that will do to Telsa?



DollarBuddy:


Says a man who doesn't know Tesla market cap is $900bn+ while Coca Cola Market cap is merely worth $200bn+

Do the maths maths brah
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Nobody: 5:17pm On Apr 28, 2022
derecho:
Friend, try to appreciate an issue before turning it to something else.

First, no Bible verse stands in isolation. What I did in that response is to show you I understand your mindset and unfortunately you proved that you aren't a student of the Bible.

Okay, since you no sabi Bible let's use wetin you sabi.

The relevance of what I said is to remind you that what you regard as money is NOTHING to someone else.My reference point was King Solomon but since you want to generalize, I want you to know that if your needs exceed the money you have, you are in debt.Even if you claim to have $100B

I have not said money isn't important but MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING. I guess that's what you don't want to accept.
Money is good BUT NOT EVERYTHING.
First of all I'm not turning it to something else I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy in your statement
To say no Bible verse stands alone is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard the books in the Bible are clearly separated because they convey different meanings you can't tell me chapter 1:1 of Exodus is remotely related to what is in Revelations undecided ......the Bible is full of proverbs hidden in verses how you view and interpret them may be different from mine that don't mean my interpretation is wrong or yours is right it's a thing of CHOICE. Even pastors attach different meanings to Bible verses last last everybody go pick the one wen suit them

Same thing applies to that statement "money isn't everything" if you say money isn't everything to you fine me I think money is everything in this world.

If money is NOTHING to some people why do they wake up everyday and start looking for NOTHING or is there a human being on this earth that doesn't try to get money??

Even a 2yr old child if asked to pick between some cash and food will not think twice before picking up the cash why? It's an innate feeling human beings go after the most valuable things in this world and money stands at the top of the list because with that you can get every other thing......that's what I think the Bible is talking about when it said "money answereth all things" if you think contrary I'd like to hear your interpretation since you're the Bible scholar here smiley
You used king Solomon as an example of someone who saw money as nothing.... you're wrong sir he didn't see money as nothing where did you even get that idea that he saw money as nothing?
He may not have attached much importance to money cause obviously he had more than he could spend but to say it's nothing to him is a lie.

Solomon asked God for wisdom knowledge and understanding...and he used that to get more than enough wealth which only points to one thing that money has been his target right from the beginning and you say money meant nothing to him.
I still believe most of our choices revolves around money.
I've been like that right from my childhood so there's no point trying to change my view sir cheesy
You say I no sabi Bible and you sef no sabi Bible everybody know say nobody sabi Bible finish for this world that one no be new thing.
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by jclassiq(m): 5:23pm On Apr 28, 2022
People too dey take everything seriously for this place nawaoh.

Elon na cruise catcher...hug transformer if you like..
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by derecho(m): 5:35pm On Apr 28, 2022
First you don't even understand the phrase "no Bible verse stands in isolation". It simply means scripture explains scriptures. A bible student with God's spirit can link any Bible verse.. Let me not waste time on that because I might be confusing you the more.

I don't even want to comment on what you wrote about every pastor.

The bolded is your opinion too. Not everyone live for money.What they do may attract money because it has value.

Now to King Solomon,
He is an example of a wealthy man who tried all he could imagine and saw THAT IT'S ALL VAINITY.Was he not the one who said " money answereth all things " that you are quoting? Can you understand money more than him?

Besides, I don't know where you're are getting your idea from. If I said EVERYTHING IS NOT MONEY and MONEY IS NOTHING, are they the same thing?

So calm down.. You are free to worship money if you like.
What I said is the Truth and doesn't need to be popular.



Remag666:

First of all I'm not turning it to something else I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy in your statement
To say no Bible verse stands alone is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard the books in the Bible are clearly separated because they convey different meanings you can't tell me chapter 1:1 of Exodus is remotely related to what is in Revelations undecided ......the Bible is full of proverbs hidden in verses how you view and interpret them may be different from mine that don't mean my interpretation is wrong or yours is right it's a thing of CHOICE. Even pastors attach different meanings to Bible verses last last everybody go pick the one wen suit them

Same thing applies to that statement "money isn't everything" if you say money isn't everything to you fine me I think money is everything in this world.

I money is NOTHING to some people why do they wake up everyday and start looking for NOTHING or is there a human being on this earth that doesn't try to get money??

Even a 2yr old child if asked to pick between some cash and food will not think twice before picking up the cash why? It's an innate feeling human beings go after the most valuable things in this world and money stands at the top of the list because with that you can get every other thing......that's what I think the Bible is talking about when it said "money answereth all things" if you think contrary I'd like to hear your interpretation since you're the Bible scholar here smiley

You used king Solomon as an example of someone who saw money as nothing.... you're wrong sir he didn't see money as nothing where did you even get that idea that he saw money as nothing?
He may not have attached much importance to money cause obviously he had more than he could spend but to say it's nothing to him is a lie.

Solomon asked God for wisdom knowledge and understanding...and he used that to get more than enough wealth which only points to one thing that money has been his target right from the beginning and you say money meant nothing to him.
I still believe most of our choices revolves around money.
I've been like that right from my childhood so there's no point trying to change my view sir cheesy
You say I no sabi Bible and you sef no sabi Bible everybody know say nobody sabi Bible finish for this world that one no be new thing.
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by cybriz82(m): 5:35pm On Apr 28, 2022
onomeabuja:

No how much b Coca Cola.....
È cost past d twitter wen him buy


What are you saying
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Flamemignon1(m): 5:44pm On Apr 28, 2022
Bobmarie:
He has seven kids by different women.

Go figure.
Having different kids by different women doesn't make you straight. A boxer has 23 kids with different women yet he came out gay in 2015 but Elon isn't gay so I don't know why that guy asked

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Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Munzy14(m): 6:00pm On Apr 28, 2022
Elon price Nigeria na..

How you relax after pricing Nigeria..

Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Nobody: 6:10pm On Apr 28, 2022
derecho:
First you don't even understand the phrase "no Bible verse stands in isolation". It simply means scripture explains scriptures. A bible student with God's spirit can link any Bible verse.. Let me not waste time on that because I might be confusing you the more.

I don't even want to comment on what you wrote about every pastor.

The bolded is your opinion too. Not everyone live for money.What they do may attract money because it has value.

Now to King Solomon,
He is an example of a wealthy man who tried all he could imagine and saw THAT IT'S ALL VAINITY.Was he not the one who said " money answereth all things " that you are quoting? Can you understand money more than him?

Besides, I don't know where you're are getting your idea from. If I said EVERYTHING IS NOT MONEY and MONEY IS NOTHING, are they the same thing?

So calm down.. You are free to worship money if you like.
What I said is the Truth and doesn't need to be popular.



Stop shifting post oga you used the wrong vocab now you're trying to twist it.
Lol grin yhe only person confused is you....you said something I countered you now you're trying to attach a different meaning to what you said stand by your word man or better still use words contextually
Scripture explains scripture right pls tell me how Malachi explains what is in James undecided even the people that wrote them are different and they wrote different things with different meanings so you can't tie them together.
Common sense should tell you the Bible is just like a textbook with different topics in it and no one topic is saying the same thing as another therefore you saying no Bible verse stands in isolation is wrong sir.

Dude I worship the most high God I don't worship money so I have no idea why you're saying I should go and worship money undecided
Difference between you and I is that I'm not hypocritical about my love for money.
I love money and I'm unapologetic about it because I know it is the answer to most problems in this life.
Keep believing money is VANITY but you dey there dey chase vanity if them give vanity you go collect lie down dey dey say thank you sir no be hypocrisy be that.
Like this now make we shift enter Bible you sound like a fanatic I'd like to further expose your hypocrisy
you game?
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by NGArmyTerrorist: 6:15pm On Apr 28, 2022
Something is about to hit the world!
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Nobody: 6:59pm On Apr 28, 2022
Flamemignon1:

Having different kids by different women doesn't make you straight. A boxer has 23 kids with different men yet he came out gay in 2015 but Elon isn't gay so I don't know why that guy asked
That boxer is bisexual, not gay. Gay men can’t stand women.

How do you know he’s not gay?
Going by your logic, Elon might be gay too since some boxer is.
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by aalangel(f): 8:25pm On Apr 28, 2022
Asperger at work.
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by MrBONE2(m): 8:27pm On Apr 28, 2022
AirFireEarthH20:
This Elon Musk is always tweeting during night time or day time. I remember some democrats on his Twitter page accusing him and his father of stealing diamonds in South Africa and he was busy replying the tweet with funny stuffs. One would even think he's jobless because he's always online.
grin
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Flamemignon1(m): 8:51pm On Apr 28, 2022
Bobmarie:
That boxer is bisexual, not gay. Gay men can’t stand women.

How do you know he’s not gay?
Going by your logic, Elon might be gay too since some boxer is.
Yea....I'm pretty sure that's not how sexuality works. Sex and sexuality are two different things, Please research more on it,sex is just an action, anybody can do it while sexuality is an attraction and I'm not saying Elon is gay,I'm just correcting you that just because someone has kids doesn't mean he's straight but Elon is fully straight
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by imagrg(m): 11:35pm On Apr 28, 2022
Wanna make children high. Children will now be beating up parents oh.
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Nobody: 12:22am On Apr 29, 2022
Flamemignon1:

Yea....I'm pretty sure that's not how sexuality works. Sex and sexuality are two different things, Please research more on it,sex is just an action, anybody can do it while sexuality is an attraction and I'm not saying Elon is gay,I'm just correcting you that just because someone has kids doesn't mean he's straight but Elon is fully straight
A homosexual man will never have sex with women up to the point of fathering 23kids.
Gay men find women disgusting, the ones that pretend don’t last long and their wives almost always suspect, because of certain mannerisms towards sex. Any gay man that sleeps with so many different women is attracted to women in even in the littlest way, he is definitely not fully gay. He’s bisexual.

23 kids? Come on. Apply common sense, everything is not about research. It’s either you don’t know what the term homosexuality means or you are just trying to be smart for no reason. I wonder what you think gays are.


Again, how do you know Elon is fully straight? Since going by your logic, a person can impregnate several women and still be gay. Why are you so sure? Are you related to him? PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by MansoryMX(m): 12:43am On Apr 29, 2022
onomeabuja:

No how much b Coca Cola.....
È cost past d twitter wen him buy

$282.86 billion dollars
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by MansoryMX(m): 12:43am On Apr 29, 2022
NGArmyTerrorist:
Something is about to hit the world!

Alien or nuclear holocaust? Pick one
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by CSNg: 1:25am On Apr 29, 2022
yanabasee:
Omo..... I can't wait...


I noticed that the original glass bottle Coca Cola drink tastes different from that of Can coke or plastic bottle coke....

The can and plastic is synthetic with preservatives.
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Flamemignon1(m): 3:53am On Apr 29, 2022
Bobmarie:
A homosexual man will never have sex with women up to the point of fathering 23kids.
Gay men find women disgusting, the ones that pretend don’t last long and their wives almost always suspect, because of certain mannerisms towards sex. Any gay man that sleeps with so many different women is attracted to women in even in the littlest way, he is definitely not fully gay. He’s bisexual.

23 kids? Come on. Apply common sense, everything is not about research. It’s either you don’t know what the term homosexuality means or you are just trying to be smart for no reason. I wonder what you think gays are.


Again, how do you know Elon is fully straight? Since going by your logic, a person can impregnate several women and still be gay. Why are you so sure? Are you related to him? PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
Spoken like someone who definitely don't know queer people, it's either you get your info from the internet or you have few to zero queer friends hence your assumption and it's obvious you didn't do any research on the said subject, next thing you are gonna tell me is straight men doing gay porn because there are majority of straight men in gay porn who do it for the money,you are also going to classify them as bisexuals too
Now,sex and human sexuality 101, sex is an action done between two or more people, sexuality however is an attraction,the former compliments the latter but the latter have no say on the former. Sex is supposed to be an hobby and not a chore,if it's then a chore then it's loosed it's beauty,gay men have sex with women because they need to in order to affirm their masculinity especially among black men where having multiple kids is a sign of an alpha male and I don't want to get into the homophobia in the black community,when Delray (the boxer's name) came out after 23 kids, people were shocked especially the women he was with because he was great in bed and no one would've thought so because he was suffering from internalized homophobia,in his mind,he thought he hadn't found the right pussy yet to make him straight, he has his first child at 16 back in high school,he never wanted to be gay because black people especially his family will kill him for it so he had to bring out this alpha male personality and what better way to hide your sexuality and fool everyone and affirm your masculinity than sampling different vaginas every month,before gay marriage or even gay relationships became legal,there were gay men who've been married to their wives for 40 years plus,some gay men are able to adapt to that straight lifestyle because of the kids and because of the love they have for those women,mind you I said they love those women but not in love with them, loving someone and being in love with someone are two different things,gay men sleep with women because they need to (chore) in order to act to society's standards and definitely because of masculinity not because they want to(hobby), king Henry's brother of France during the Renaissance era was gay but he married women and fathered children to cover the whole thing up because of society, back then,the palace of Versailles was just being built and he didn't want to spoil his brother's reputation,he needed to sleep with them not because he wanted to,mind you those were ancient times, homosexuality was punished by death in France so he had no choice.
Sexuality is an innate attraction often factored by environment, sexuality unlike sex goes beyond,you can sleep with whomever you want thinking that will change your sexuality but it's fixed and sometimes fluid and even if it's fluid,it might not last long, sexuality is all about attraction both physically, emotionally and mentally, a gay man who's married doesn't just want sex from a man, that's just sex....he wants more,an emotional relationship whereas he can get his sexual satisfaction from his wife because that's what he sees a woman for and sex starts from the mind,yes you might think he's sleeping with a woman but do you know what he's thinking when he's with her? He's thinking about him and not her which brings me to the terms heteroflexibility and homoflexibility. Heteroflexibility refers to straight men who can sleep with gay men also because they need to not because they want to , gay sex is now a chore for them and not an hobby,there are majority of straight men in gay porn doing it for the money because men are paid less in straight porn and you can't be popular in straight porn as a man because the focus is on women,so they migrate to gay porn,they are doing it for the money,some may be attracted to these men but don't want no romantic connection with them,they are still straight because sexuality goes way beyond sex,if they were willing to have emotional relationships with these men,then you can classify them as bisexuals on the other hand homoflexibility is when a gay man can sleep with a woman because he also needs to especially in places like Nigeria where homosexuality isn't a norm,he uses a woman for a beard to compensate for society's ignorance,also there are gay men in straight porn....for example gay porn star Chris damned is gay but he also does straight porn because of his big penis and he's paid times two of what he makes in gay porn because the attraction isn't there so he has to imagine being with a man when he's sleeping with women on set and also gay men in straight porn are there to satisfy the woman unlike straight men who just orgasms and don't care whether the woman cums or not so a gay man doing straight porn like Arpad Miklos, Chris damned etc are there to make sure the woman orgasms multiple times before they do and are sometimes paid double or triple than their straight colleagues for it
So you see the disparity of sex and sexuality? One is an action,the other is an attraction. One is done without the attraction because it needs to be done not because he wants to,the other is done just because they want to
Also about Elon,he hasn't given us any reason to think he's gay or bi,until he does that, he's straight .

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Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by space9880: 5:08am On Apr 29, 2022
derecho:
When money too much...you'll understand the meaning of "Vanity Upon Vanity"

All the people shouting "money...money..More money" never see money.

When you really get this money, you'll understand what Solomon was saying.
Mr vanity how much you don see
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by streetpaddy(m): 5:44am On Apr 29, 2022
onomeabuja:

No how much b Coca Cola.....
È cost past d twitter wen him buy

You are saying rubbish coca cola is worth 284 billion dollars, Twitter is merely 34 billon,
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by Danbury: 7:32am On Apr 29, 2022
onomeabuja:

No how much b Coca Cola.....
È cost past d twitter wen him buy
Coca cola is over $250bn
Re: Elon Musk Wants To Buy Coco-Cola To 'Put The Cocaine Back In' by NamelessOGBENI(m): 11:56pm On May 05, 2022
derecho:
When money too much...you'll understand the meaning of "Vanity Upon Vanity"

All the people shouting "money...money..More money" never see money.

When you really get this money, you'll understand what Solomon was saying.

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