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..... by Elnino9(m): 12:16pm On May 10, 2022
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Re: ..... by illicit(m): 12:23pm On May 10, 2022
Sorry brother

Don't give up

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Re: ..... by Teaveapoet(f): 12:37pm On May 10, 2022
Don't commit suicide ooh. Just keep searching for job postings on job mag, indeed, and apply for Google programs in the meantime, attend free workshops and seminars. You will get to meet people

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Re: ..... by uthlaw: 12:47pm On May 10, 2022
Job don hard pass suicide...

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Re: ..... by Nobody: 12:54pm On May 10, 2022
Suicide is not the way to go...just don't lose hope.

Re: ..... by Stallionhorse: 1:13pm On May 10, 2022
What and what do you need to make your suicide plan successful..

Your very lazy and that's why death is easy for you.
When I didn't have a good job as a graduate I still went so low to doing site work.. Daily work 3k 3500, I didnt car wash for people, did cleaning jobs, did boy boy.. Till God finally gave me a job. Even this Job Is still not up to my qualifications but I have to do it cause the pay is still manageable.. Your here talking about suicide.. What have you been through in life, I'm a single father with child support to pay every month a younger sister in the university and I divorced mother with no job.. You think u know suffer.. End your life nah.. Let's have peace.. Rubbish.

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Re: ..... by meobizy(f): 2:00pm On May 10, 2022
Move the date earlier by a week. I want to see something.

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Re: ..... by KingMack(m): 2:28pm On May 10, 2022
DEPRESSION WEY ALL OF US DEY MANAGE FOR THIS COUNTRY...E REACH YOUR TURN YOU SAY YOU WAN KILL YOUR SELF undecided



Modified**listen to 2pac's THUG MANSION Lyrics below!!



Shit, tired of getting shot at
Tired of getting chased by the police and arrested
Niggas need a spot where we can kick it
A spot where we belong, that's just for us
Niggas ain't gotta get all dressed up and be Hollywood
You na'mean?
Where do niggas go when we die?
Ain't no heaven for a thug nigga, that's why we go to Thug Mansion
That's the only place where thugs get in free and you gotta be a G
At Thug Mansion
… A place to spend my quiet nights, time to unwind
So much pressure in this life of mine, I cry at times
I once contemplated suicide and would of tried
But when I held that 9, all I could see was my moma's eyes

No one knows my struggle, they only see the trouble
Not knowing it's hard to carry on when no one loves you
Picture me inside the misery of poverty
No man alive has ever witnessed struggles I survived
Praying hard for 'Better Dayz', promise to hold on
Me and my dogs ain't have a choice but to roll on
We finally found a spot to kick it
Where we can drink liquor and no one bickers over trick shit
A spot where we can smoke in peace, and even though we G's
We still visualize places, that we can roll in peace
And in my mind's eye I see this place, the players go in fast
I got a spot for us all, so we can ball, at 'Thugz Mansion'
… Ain't no place I'd rather be
Children, dead homies and family
Sky high, iced out paradise
In the skyyyyyyyyyy.
Ain't no place I'd rather be
Only place that's right for me
Chromed out mansion in paradise
In the skyyyyyyyyyy.
… Will I survive all the fights and the darkness?
Trouble sparks, they tell me home is where the heart is, dear departed
I shed tattooed tears and couldn't sleep good
For multiple years, witness peers catch gunshots
Nobody cares, seen the politicians ban us
They'd rather see us locked in chains, please explain
Why they can't stand us, is there a way for me to change?
Or am I just a victim of things I did to maintain?
I need a place to rest my head
With the little bit of homeboys that remains, cause all the rest dead
Is there a spot for us to roll, if you find it
I'll be right behind ya, show me and I'll go
How can I be peaceful? I'm comin from the bottom
Watch my daddy scream peace while the other man shot him
I need a house that's full of love when I need to escape
The deadly places slingin drugs, in thug's mansion
… Ain't no place I'd rather be
Children, dead homies and family
Sky high, iced out paradise
In the skyyyyyyyyyy.
Ain't no place I'd rather be
Only place that's right for me
Chromed out mansion in paradise
In the skyyyyyyyyyy.
… Dear Mama don't cry, your baby boy's doing good
Tell the homies I'm in Heaven and they ain't got hoods
Seen a show with Marvin Gaye last night, it had me shook
Drinking peppermint Schnapps, with Jackie Wilson, and Sam Cooke
Then some lady named Billie Holiday
Sang sitting there kicking it with Malcolm, 'til the day came
Little LaTasha sure grown
Tell the lady in the liquor that she's forgiven, so come home
Maybe in time you'll understand only God can save us
When Miles Davis cutting loose with the band
Just think of all the people that you knew in the past
That passed on, they in heaven, found peace at last
Picture a place that they exist, together
There has to be a place better than this, in Heaven
So right before I sleep, dear God, what I'm asking
Remember this face, save me a place, in 'Thugz Mansion'
… Ain't no place I'd rather be
Children, dead homies and family
Sky high, iced out paradise
In the skyyyyyyyyyy.
Ain't no place I'd rather be
Only place that's right for me
Chromed out mansion in paradise
In the skyyyyyyyyyy.

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Re: ..... by Nobody: 2:59pm On May 10, 2022
Urs 2019 and mine is 2014.who suppose commit suicide??



Keep ur faith alive....

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Re: ..... by JoyousFurnitire(m): 3:03pm On May 10, 2022
Bros comot that best graduating student title for your kind and hustle/skill up like every youth. undecided

Look out for graduate trainee roles undecided

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Re: ..... by Teerach: 3:15pm On May 10, 2022
Op you funny. You want to threaten NL into giving you a job.
Anyway being the best graduating student has nothing to do with being streetz smart. Humble yourself and get a job. Start from the least. I know someone who has a PhD and went abroad and came back but no job. By strength shall no man prevail. Go out daily and trust God to be your lead.

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Re: ..... by Nobody: 3:16pm On May 10, 2022
I didn't read your post — just the title.

My advice is: Don't do it — Buhari has more suffering for all of us to enjoy before 2023. You can't end your life and leave us to enjoy the hardship alone. That's unfair.

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Re: ..... by indodon(m): 4:04pm On May 10, 2022
you're going no where
Re: ..... by SHINJA: 4:22pm On May 10, 2022
Just 2019 u finish sch u wnt die...people wey finish sch for 2016 nko?

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Re: ..... by GasAndOilTheory(m): 4:24pm On May 10, 2022
OP i would have said you should go and sit down but i understand exactly how you feel.
I have graduated since 2016 and its been hell. if you count 2016 to 2022 youll know the number of years involved. Truly its tough out here but suicide isnt the way to cure unemployment...

i have contemplated suicide too one too many times because of the frustration THAT COMES WITH UNEMPLOYMENT AND LACK OF MONEY.
Bro no reason am, nobody send you if you kill yourself today. People dont care about the dead, keep your heads up no matter what you are facing.

this too shall pass

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Re: ..... by ThePlugg(m): 4:44pm On May 10, 2022
Tinubu never even come,u wan de kee ursef....na comon buhari own na de tire u...2k19 sef.. mtcheeww

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Re: ..... by Mathew1999(m): 4:46pm On May 10, 2022
Brother
Stallionhorse:
What and what do you need to make your suicide plan successful..

Your very lazy and that's why death is easy for you.
When I didn't have a good job as a graduate I still went so low to doing site work.. Daily work 3k 3500, I didnt car wash for people, did cleaning jobs, did boy boy.. Till God finally gave me a job. Even this Job Is still not up to my qualifications but I have to do it cause the pay is still manageable.. Your here talking about suicide.. What have you been through in life, I'm a single father with child support to pay every month a younger sister in the university and I divorced mother with no job.. You think u know suffer.. End your life nah.. Let's have peace.. Rubbish.

Stallion horse don talk am finish o Op just go back n start afresh by getting a job and am sure uve seen some job but the pay is not suitable, Op endurance is the key even if it's teaching or anything or find money dey sell noodles(cooked) for ur area it's still something,or factory work
It's either you're lazy or youre arrogant

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Re: ..... by mrdharkchild(m): 5:11pm On May 10, 2022
You will get this one.
Don't worry. Itll all be a story to tell others later.
It's not really easy though, brother.
Its nought to actually think about suicide. True.
And its gonna be so hard o talk you out of it. Motivation is just not enough to solve problems.
God will sha distract you. This I know

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Re: ..... by FunnyDude(m): 5:29pm On May 10, 2022
Lol. I graduated since 2016, that's when it dawned on me that this country no be am.

Use street run things

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Re: ..... by MONEY247: 5:34pm On May 10, 2022
I have a worse story...!!
I put up my ass, took shitty risk... learnt Forex trading for. 2 years plus...
Now I think I am better...!!!

It's not easy brother,we know....!!!
Re: ..... by Nova1988(m): 5:37pm On May 10, 2022
Elnino9:
Please if anyone can help me with openings in instrumentation and control, electronics, Telecommunications, or even Procurement. Please i am not asking for money, i just need a job, best graduating student, physics with electronics Technology, 2019, university of Portharcourt. I just need to work while i try to gather funds to help me do my masters abroad..

Family really looking up to me, please all the big men and women on nairaland.com, please help me...

you sef just give up, you don try.

we no dey motivate for here.
Re: ..... by Connected1: 5:43pm On May 10, 2022
Nawa oh

Them dae announce am

Go on abeg
Re: ..... by OyeofIkoTuN(m): 5:58pm On May 10, 2022
Best graduating student wey wan die...It's gonna make front page,I promise you.
Before you go,there is one letter I want you to help me give bandits,so that out of Musa 7 virgins,he can keep one for you upon arrival.

Re: ..... by Adenugbaraphael(m): 6:33pm On May 10, 2022
If you can’t get a job, learn digital skills like digital marketing, copywriting, ui and ux , etc..
I graduated during corona period and couldn’t get a job for 2 years and some months. I decided to enroll for a digital marketing course on March this year. It was a month course and after lots of practice and learning I got 3 digital marketing positions as a social media manager and I’m currently making money on upwork as a freelancer. Suicide is not an option at all.

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Re: ..... by Came4amo: 6:45pm On May 10, 2022
Elnino9:
Please if anyone can help me with openings in instrumentation and control, electronics, Telecommunications, or even Procurement. Please i am not asking for money, i just need a job, best graduating student, physics with electronics Technology, 2019, university of Portharcourt. I just need to work while i try to gather funds to help me do my masters abroad..

Family really looking up to me, please all the big men and women on nairaland.com, please help me...

Do u have a girlfriend?
Re: ..... by olar2g(m): 6:47pm On May 10, 2022
Guy do u know how painful it is to jobless.
My guy God go help u, no mind this guy bro

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Re: ..... by Elnino9(m): 8:10pm On May 10, 2022
Came4amo:


Do u have a girlfriend?
No
Re: ..... by Elnino9(m): 8:12pm On May 10, 2022
Adenugbaraphael:
If you can’t get a job, learn digital skills like digital marketing, copywriting, ui and ux , etc..
I graduated during corona period and couldn’t get a job for 2 years and some months. I decided to enroll for a digital marketing course on March this year. It was a month course and after lots of practice and learning I got 3 digital marketing positions as a social media manager and I’m currently making money on upwork as a freelancer. Suicide is not an option at all.

I am a front end developer, good with html5, css, bootstrap... i also have a networking certificate in ROUTING and switching from huawei...
Re: ..... by OKOATA(m): 8:15pm On May 10, 2022
One thing I noticed about people who want to commit suicide is that they have no skill. Whether Yahoo or any skill that's legal this bunch of guys on suicide squad are so lazy as fxvk. Do yahoo you say no, do the legal skill learning of Digital Marketing, Blogging, Graphics and website designing you say no. Funniest thing all these things are online but they prefare to use their data in watching porn. Have you tried bricklaying job, any side hustle? No you won't but it to go and buy sniper they will have money. Abeg GTFO.
Re: ..... by Elnino9(m): 8:18pm On May 10, 2022
Lolz.. nobody should come and tell me, learn digital skill.. i am a front end developer, html5, css, bootstrap..... if you get work for me, please give me...
See me wey depression dy hold..i just dy laugh..
Some nairalanders are just so funny sha...
Re: ..... by OKOATA(m): 8:18pm On May 10, 2022
Elnino9:


I am a front end developer, good with html5, css, bootstrap... i also have a networking certificate in ROUTING and switching from huawei...
Guy check that website out. Any kind of job in this life just name it you will find it on that site and they are hiring, if they see you are so good they can process your travel documents to the USA. Search online for more. flexjobs.com. it's a USA site, they hire from all over the world from web designer, programmer etc.

Re: ..... by PapaNnamdi: 8:20pm On May 10, 2022
Stallionhorse:
What and what do you need to make your suicide plan successful..

Your very lazy and that's why death is easy for you.
When I didn't have a good job as a graduate I still went so low to doing site work.. Daily work 3k 3500, I didnt car wash for people, did cleaning jobs, did boy boy.. Till God finally gave me a job. Even this Job Is still not up to my qualifications but I have to do it cause the pay is still manageable.. Your here talking about suicide.. What have you been through in life, I'm a single father with child support to pay every month a younger sister in the university and I divorced mother with no job.. You think u know suffer.. End your life nah.. Let's have peace.. Rubbish.

God bless you brother,
See the entitlement in his post, he will commit suicide if he no see work this week, lazy idiot, wetin you don see for life..

Nonsense

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