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He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 5:21pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
What should I do? [list] [li]Bite him[/li] [li]Set him on fire[/li] [/list] [list] [li]Cut off his snake and make pounded snake[/li] [li]Cut off his nuts and make spicy suya[/li] [/list] [size=44pt]Help! [/size] |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by deniyor: 5:28pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Yes. |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 5:31pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Go to your mom house. |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 5:44pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
No cutting and no burning? (stomping off) |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by african1(f): 5:45pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
I think you should cut and burn some stuff of his. he hehe |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by 9jafetish(f): 5:46pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Mrs.Chima: walk away from him, hitting him may make him want to beat u |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Mrs.Chima:How is that gonna help? Leave him alone. Let him be. If possible leave the kids with him. Let him do the cooking, washing, and everything. And if he wants to have sex, maybe he will go sleep with someone and pay money. Next time, he will learn how to control his hands. |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Godmother(f): 5:54pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
rokiatu: supported. rokiatu: Errr, Im not sure I would would want this for myself. If he wasnt into it before , you could be opening the door to something you could end up regretting |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by honeric01(m): 5:59pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
To whom much is given, much is expected, beat him back |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 6:02pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Godmother:hahahahaha God mother, no woman wants that. But I was just speaking realistically. 8 out of 10 men would do it. We all know how guys love sex. |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by 9jafetish(f): 6:03pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
honeric01: girl can not beat guys |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by kokoye(m): 6:13pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
do what you do when he does what he does |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by MMM2(m): 6:16pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
op is it mr.cork again.[code][/code] |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by NDelta(m): 6:17pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
ogugua88: Ogugua when u gonno give me the number? |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by ShyOne(f): 6:22pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Chima - leave - just leave - don't do anything. You are pregnant and you might get overly emotional - you know how excitable you can become on NL - do all of us a favor and just keep your damn mouth completely shut. You and your big mouth are loved by many - we don't want anything to happen to you. COVER your mouth with your hand if you have to and pack a bag and get out of the house. Go to a relative - if you need my phone number or Mz Darkskin number let us know. We will come to your aid. Get to a safe place and start thinking through what you must do from there. Be safe sis. |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by african1(f): 6:24pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
9jafetish: Psssh Who told you that? I swear my Aunt used to smack around her husband if he didn't listen to her. Lol |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by cynthoney(f): 6:33pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Mrs.Chima: i think no 2 is the best! set him on fire!!!! u r bad to even think of these yuck! |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Who hit you, the cops? |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by sistajay(f): 6:38pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Ooops, what have you done to deserve the beats? Was his dinner late? Did you use the same ol excuse, you have a headache. . . . . . . hmmmm, dis one dey serious ooo. Mrs Chima, you can count on Sista-jay to come give him a few slaps, how dare he, you aint no punch bag!! |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by dave2(m): 6:46pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
sista-jay: My thinking too, what did u too? Dont u think u deserved the beating anyway I have never laid my hands on my wife, i usually take a walk out of the house whenever she offends me |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by ShyOne(f): 6:49pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
You chewed that gum and poured that bowl of cheerios and cold milk - one time - too many He is not an AA man, them African men do not like too much fast food or quick non-cooked food items. That cold cereal must have pushed him over the edge. Say something Chima - if you need us - you need to open that mouth of yours and tell us. Did you leave the house yet? |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by dave2(m): 6:53pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Mrs Chima internet connection is out of service, hence the silence |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Phate07(m): 6:57pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
He hit you? With a trailer? |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by kokoye(m): 6:58pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Shy-One: She really got you . . didnt she? She is just messing with y'all It is friday |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Smilenw(f): 7:00pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Option 3 or 4 |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by pleep(m): 7:03pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
This is a joke right? If its not you should probably go to your mothers house for a week or longer. |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by kokoye(m): 7:04pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
^^^ It IS a joke. |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Mynd44: 7:51pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Big joke. He hit you and you're on NL asking JAMB question. Nonsense |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Who hit u? Not Chima cuz Igbo men don't hit em women |
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Pweety4me(f): 12:19am On Jul 16, 2011 |
He hit you? i thought you were the 'man' of the house tho?just take it as it comes |
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