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| What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(m): 4:12pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. lol |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by ElementG(m): 4:17pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
Man dat was a crazy mad joke  i swear i love it, SUPER CLASSIC!!! |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(m): 4:24pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
Element G: Thanks |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by ElementG(m): 4:37pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
no thank me jor, nobody needs to tell u dat u did great before u know it jor, u were classic  |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by Sophizzy(f): 4:50pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
Lwkmd! |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by olawalebabs(m): 9:48pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
This is the most recycle joke on nairaland. Thanks for copying word for word |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by ARareGem(f): 10:28pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
It really is a classic joke. Old, that is, but still funny.  |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by mikuz(m): 11:10am On Jul 17, 2011 |
So this joke was recycled again? |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by dani1luv: 11:40am On Jul 17, 2011 |
LWKMD, lol, its time i open a thread for best jokes of day/week/month |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by mikuz(m): 1:06pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
^ what the hell are you waiting for? |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by dani1luv: 1:21pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
soon, am still on mobile, |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by mikuz(m): 1:39pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
Alright then. |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by Sanjanets(f): 8:13am On Jul 21, 2011 |
Very very funny! |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by bright007(f): 8:25am On Jul 21, 2011 |
**this is d 66rd time I âm resding this joke on nairaland.welldone,mr copy-copy!! |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by bright007(f): 8:32am On Jul 21, 2011 |
*dis is 18th time I âm reding dis joke on nairaland. Welldone mr copy-copy. |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by mikuz(m): 12:27pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
^ Mtchew |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by clemcykul(f): 12:30pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
silly joke, silly poster  |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by kodylicky(f): 12:42pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
very old joke, still funny |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by MrBones2(m): 5:43pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
NIce joke |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(m): 2:03pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
Thanks |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by MrBones2(m): 2:22pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
geolabious: **grabs a hand lens**  Oh!!! no p |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(m): 3:00pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
Mr.Bones:Lol |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by zealot4me(f): 8:10pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
WOW FUNNY! |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(m): 8:20pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
zealot4me: Oseeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by peterlol: 2:35pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
how far |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by geolabious(m): 3:07pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
peterlol:Not too far |
| Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by labaks(f): 6:57pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
This is the most recycle joke on nairaland. Thanks for copying word for word[flash=200,200][/flash] lol! stale |
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