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Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jul 17, 2011
Sule and Aisha had just got married. It was their wedding night in a five star hotel. Aisha was lying on her back on the bed in an incredible shimmering silky negligee, "Take me Sule. . . Take me now!"


Sule being a virgin and very good boy didn't have the faintest idea what to do next, suddenly he had a brilliant idea. He dashed out of the room and went to reception to ring his mom for advice.

Her advice was to put the hardest part of his body into where Aisha pees. Santa was a bit dubious about this but his mother assured him that Aisha would love it.

Sule came back in to the bedroom triumphantly, asked Aisha if she was ready.

Aisha shouted, "Yes, Yes, I'm ready!"

Then she watched in amazement as Sule ran into the bathroom and put his head down the toilet! ! ! ! tongue tongue tongue Wetin u dey think? grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by busybody20: 6:20pm On Jul 17, 2011
[size=18pt]OK we don hear  undecided[/size]
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by folly69(m): 7:05pm On Jul 17, 2011
What a dumbo
What a dumbo
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by mikuz(m): 7:22pm On Jul 17, 2011
I think the poster is sule!!
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by busybody20: 7:26pm On Jul 17, 2011
^ how u take no? tatafo tongue
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jul 17, 2011
mikuz:

I think the poster is sule!!
C'mon Mikuz! Because i cover ya yansh change the name to sule abi, na why you get mouth to talk, Ba? cheesy
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by oderemo(m): 8:27pm On Jul 17, 2011
if this was meant to be funny then i know the end in nigh.
next. cry cry
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by busybody20: 8:44pm On Jul 17, 2011
^ haahahaha yeye fowl
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by oderemo(m): 8:50pm On Jul 17, 2011
^ haahahaha yeye fowl

was that meant for yourself,? take on some1 u can deal with, u feeeeeeeeel me or else.
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by busybody20: 9:07pm On Jul 17, 2011
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by mikuz(m): 9:09pm On Jul 17, 2011
@busybody
Na wa oh! Na a whole ode you dey call fowl?
Haba!!
@sexpills
sharap there!! Who asked you to talk when am still around?
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by busybody20: 9:14pm On Jul 17, 2011
mikuz:

@busybody
Na wa oh! Na a whole ode you dey call fowl?
Haba!!
@sexpills
sharap there!! Who asked you to talk when am still around?

na wa oo. no be jokes section??  i dey miss pple like rokiatu, cbase, syvle11, kunbee, studio. idowugbo and others who made Jokes section thick yrs ago.
It be like say  i go dey fear fear b4 i comment now o  grin make i enter anoda section jare. Pple too serious for here  yipeeee  cheesy
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by mikuz(m): 9:32pm On Jul 17, 2011
Lol
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by zealot4me(f): 8:18pm On Jul 19, 2011
hmmmmm sexkillz again!
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by rosyhayler(f): 10:18am On Jul 20, 2011
TOTALLY lame, sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad,  sad that this could even be labeled as a JOKE at all,
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by Nobody: 10:50am On Jul 20, 2011
zealot4me:

hmmmmm sexkillz again!
What did he do sweety?
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by kodylicky(f): 11:02am On Jul 20, 2011
he posted a dumb dry joke tongue
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by zealot4me(f): 11:08am On Jul 20, 2011
kody u juz hit the nail on the thingy ! cool
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by Nobody: 11:22am On Jul 20, 2011
^^^^Suck it up you two! Haven't read a single joke you Posted! tongue
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by zealot4me(f): 11:36am On Jul 20, 2011
i rather stay calm than post dumb ones
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by kodylicky(f): 11:41am On Jul 20, 2011
lol tell him grin
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jul 20, 2011
angry angry angry angry
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by busybody20: 1:05pm On Jul 20, 2011
undecided
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by kodylicky(f): 1:44pm On Jul 20, 2011
sexkillz:

angry angry angry angry
why are u making dat ugly face
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by zealot4me(f): 1:56pm On Jul 20, 2011
sexkillz:

angry angry angry angry


sorry sweety itz juz the truth
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jul 20, 2011
^^^Didn't your mama teach you that when someone pulls that kind of face, that he's angry? angry
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by Nobody: 1:59pm On Jul 20, 2011
^^^Thief! tongue
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by Eniga(m): 3:32pm On Jul 20, 2011
na wa o! this kind joke exists??
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by Natasha2(f): 8:36pm On Jul 20, 2011
lmao jeez my mouth is paining me grin I've been laughing all day, now this grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Sule's Wedding Night! ! ! by nanidee2(f): 2:36am On Jul 21, 2011
Lol @ u guys. I thought it was stupidly funny.

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