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| Take The Stress Test! ! ! by Nobody: 2:25pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.  The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.  OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else, Try not to hurt yourself. If you said “ bread ” , go to Question 2. 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these  Switch of your Computer and call it a Day!If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. 4. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Swindon, 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on. In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven , Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own age?  It was YOU driving the bus! |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by busybody20: 6:18pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
***yawns*** |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by Nobody: 7:14pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
busybody20:****puts a cockroach in her mouth while she's still yawning!****  |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by busybody20: 7:23pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
mouth? Put [size=15pt]'his cockroach'[/size] in the right hole  |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by mikuz(m): 7:25pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
*shocked* 'right hole'? |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by busybody20: 7:27pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
^ where your own 'cockroach' dey enter? Nose? |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
busybody20:No i'll pass! It's like putting my precious cockroach in a blender!  |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by zealot4me(f): 7:50pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
sexkillz: i failed dat seriously  OP: u really tried keep it up |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by ARareGem(f): 7:52pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
I failed the cow test. You need to see how my brain was smugly shouting 'milk, duhhhh'. |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by Natasha2(f): 9:11pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
lolz i failed the cow test i just said milk straight away |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by tanimz(f): 9:16pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
Nice one. Got everything right.  |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by Natasha2(f): 9:26pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
tanimz:duh lair i just helped you correct your statement |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by tanimz(f): 10:13pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
Bia, Badosky Jnr., do not let me lose the respect I have for you! |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by Natasha2(f): 10:29pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
tanimz:hey that was meant to be funny, where's your sense of humour?  |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by tanimz(f): 10:31pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
^^ And that was meant to be taken seriously. Where is your sense of respect? |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by Natasha2(f): 10:34pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
lmao its intact but i can't say so for your sense of humour |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by tanimz(f): 10:42pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
You shouldn't bother about my sense of humor dear.  |
| Re: Take The Stress Test! ! ! by nanidee2(f): 2:27am On Jul 21, 2011 |
Totally failed the cow one. Lol |
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