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Obj's Tragedy by IBBFan(m): 11:37pm On Feb 20, 2006 |
One day, Baba Iyabo visited a primary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.'' "Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Skippy, that would be a tragedy!" The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, my dear. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?" A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!" The President shook his head and said, "No, boy. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?" A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and the 1st Lady were in a fighter jet and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!" "Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?" "Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!" |
Re: Obj's Tragedy by dm(m): 11:56pm On Feb 20, 2006 |
O My Gawd |
Re: Obj's Tragedy by Seun(m): 10:06am On Feb 23, 2006 |
Hehe. Obviously the joke has been Nigerianized. I am sure it's a George Bush joke! |
Re: Obj's Tragedy by Skintite(f): 5:27pm On Feb 23, 2006 |
ho ho ho hee hee hee ha ha ha now that is a sensible gal! |
Re: Obj's Tragedy by spikelord(m): 11:48am On Mar 13, 2006 |
If it were to be Abacha, that girl would have been awarded a scholarship to go and study in HELL!!!. What scholarship would OBJ give to her |
Re: Obj's Tragedy by alheri(f): 11:58am On Mar 13, 2006 |
He would probably nuck her on the head and tell her "na you papa go explode" |
Re: Obj's Tragedy by IBBFan(m): 5:33pm On Mar 13, 2006 |
@spike & alheri hahahahahahahahahahaha. it might just happen. you never can tell, ek se!!!! |
Re: Obj's Tragedy by actoor(m): 9:25am On Sep 11, 2010 |
:d |
Re: Obj's Tragedy by hectorswag(m): 1:10pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
Oga actoor, wetin make u come remember dis ol'skool joke today |
Re: Obj's Tragedy by Kunbee: 1:05am On Sep 12, 2010 |
Blah |
Re: Obj's Tragedy by GlobalD2: 3:16am On Sep 12, 2010 |
alheri: Nice one there, U made it more funny. |
Re: Obj's Tragedy by Nobody: 8:43am On Sep 12, 2010 |
Seun: My exact thoughts |
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