Last week Aunty jenny sent me to go help
her deliver a message to her boyfriend , I
wanted to say no but I decided to help her
atleast for once , so she gave me 250 for
transport fare stingy aunty u can't make
it 500, so I decided to leg it and use the
money for data so I can post jokes for my
fans when I got to Aunty Jenny
boyfriend's house I knocked severally but no
response , so I pushed the door open and
entered inside , I did not see him in the
sitting room so I decided to check the
kitchen for his maid but she was no where
to be found , I went straight to Aunty
Jenny boyfriend's room, immediately I got to
the door I started hearing voices , Ahh
harder harder Oga u are the best , Omo this
guy bad oh , so I pushed the door open
and they were shocked to see me and the
maid ran out n@ked immediately while
aunty Jenny's boyfriend pleaded with me
not to tell anyone about it that he's
gonna give me 20k the next day, I
dropped the message Aunty jenny sent me
and left , So he came to our house
yesterday evening and I asked him for the
money , He told me to get out of his sight
before he will slap me , Omo this guy
don't know me oh , so I left sad because I
know Aunty jenny will never believe me
because she trust this guy with her life and
have been giving him different gift ,
anyway I know the God I serve , so he left
without giving me a Kobo but I kept
quiet because I know that one day I will
surely pay him back so that night I went
to bed angry , Just this morning Aunty
jenny called me and told me to accompany
her to her boyfriend's house , I wanted
to say no but a thought came to my mind
,so I followed her when we got there , the
stupid guy gave me one bad look like that
but em no concern me because na
vawulence I carry come , I go show am
pepper , so after about 10 Minutes, Aunty
jenny ordered the maid to serve breakfast
and she did , so I RUSHED my own and
waited for them to finish theirs when
they were done eating and the maid came
to pack the plates then I decided to spoil
everywhere so I started
Bro Jude do u run race with your maid ?
Bro Jude: No why do you ask
Me: I overheard the maid saying she just
finished 3 rounds with you
Immediately the plate fell from the maid's
hand and she started shaking in fear
while aunty jenny got up in anger and
asked her if she has been sleeping with her
boyfriend and she said he always come to
her room to sleep with her, (Omo pikin wey
say him mama no go sleep him too no go
sleep ) so aunty jenny in anger use the
breakable plate and hit bro Jude's head
while raining curses on him Anyway
to cut the story short , Bro Jude is in the
hospital ward 8 with bondage on his head