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Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Segun406: 12:54pm On Jun 13, 2022
Mehn I couldn't even comprehend the whole write up

Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Kingozymandias(m): 12:59pm On Jun 13, 2022
Op Try and have sense... Even Chinese will make worse blunders trying to write English because English isn't their first language. Same with a German or Russian

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Gadaluck(m): 1:08pm On Jun 13, 2022
Hesuz! Nna English is are finish for here ooh! Ayam no understand at all!

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Candidlady: 1:11pm On Jun 13, 2022
So what to trying to do OP. You guys got the highest number of profs in the country but northerners are still ruling you guys.


Who English help undecided

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Ecos(m): 1:16pm On Jun 13, 2022
Kingozymandias:
Op Try and have sense... Even Chinese will make worse blunders trying to write English because English isn't their first language. Same with a German or Russian
Keep shut akuya. We are colonized by the English people. English is the major language we use here. At least make him make sense small. Can u now explain to us what he wrote up there?

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Jeon(f): 1:18pm On Jun 13, 2022
what is so special about this?


EVEN THE WHITE MAN THAT FOUND ENGLISH LANGUAGE HAVE HIS NATIVE TONGUE.

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Ecos(m): 1:21pm On Jun 13, 2022
Candidlady:
So what to trying to do OP. You guys got the highest number of profs in the country but northerners are still ruling you guys.


Who English help undecided
So as una dey stupid enough to let stupid people like Buhari and Tinubu likes dey rule this country how far? Who dey collect the brunt of the whole misrule.? Still the north. So Bleep off. Foolish lady

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Candidlady: 1:22pm On Jun 13, 2022
Segun406:
please if you can understand those jargons kindly translate it to normal English so we can understand what's going on in that picture


Mr segun Iam sure you are from ogun state or ibadan

Please who English help undecided

your so called learned brown toothed people are always gonna be beneath us when it come to the affair of this country fvck English

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Candidlady: 1:28pm On Jun 13, 2022
Ecos:
So as una dey stupid enough to let stupid people like Buhari and Tinubu likes dey rule this country how far? Who dey collect the brunt of the whole misrule.? Still the north. So Bleep off. Foolish lady


And where this one emanate from like this undecided
Why not learn to stay at your ends.

Wise man who ain't foolish but quick to throw insults.

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Candidlady: 1:42pm On Jun 13, 2022
Segun406:
dumbass


Brown toothed alien
In a brown space ship called a house
Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by LILTJAY: 2:01pm On Jun 13, 2022
Northern fools

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Emma2Seconds: 3:27pm On Jun 13, 2022
Blunder and Northerners Are like 5and6 grin grin

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Shapeaso: 4:25pm On Jun 13, 2022
Aboki na trash...
Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by snowball11(m): 4:47pm On Jun 13, 2022
Ecos:
Keep shut akuya. We are colonized by the English people. English is the major language we use here. At least make him make sense small. Can u now explain to us what he wrote up there?


I wonder how they are quick to defend these abokis as if English is not our lingua franca! undecided

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Ecos(m): 4:59pm On Jun 13, 2022
snowball11:



I wonder how they are quick to defend these abokis as if English is not our lingua franca! undecided
Don't mind them. They teach in their schools with Hausa language. Thats y must of them are dummies. I was born and brought up in Kaduna. Rigasa precisely, so I know what I am talking about

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by shaggy007(m): 5:11pm On Jun 13, 2022
Kingozymandias:
Op Try and have sense... Even Chinese will make worse blunders trying to write English because English isn't their first language. Same with a German or Russian

If English isn't their first language, why not speak their first language first, before speaking their second language?
Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Pathokpo: 5:39pm On Jun 13, 2022
Segun406:
Mehn I couldn't even comprehend the whole write up
Please whoever understands the information the fellow is trying to pass across should please explain. From a confused reader. I come in peace

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Pathokpo: 5:41pm On Jun 13, 2022
Segun406:
you be mumu.
At least your audience should be able to comprehend your message and not this incoherent jargons.
I'm very much sure you're a northerner and someone helped you type this
My broda you can never make heaven. What level of savagery?

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by ObosiUkwalla: 6:57pm On Jun 13, 2022
Kingozymandias:
Op Try and have sense... Even Chinese will make worse blunders trying to write English because English isn't their first language. Same with a German or Russian

Common sharap there. English is Nigeria's official language, which is also used to teach in schools. It is expected that you should be able to communicate fluently in it. So your analogy about china is not valid as English is not china's official language

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by SporaD8: 7:45pm On Jun 13, 2022
Peace to y'all please!!!
While you guys are throwing shades at each other, that little piece of information could go a long way to save lives.
Who can interpret what the guy is on about?!

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by pussyeater(m): 9:09pm On Jun 13, 2022
Kingozymandias:
Op Try and have sense... Even Chinese will make worse blunders trying to write English because English isn't their first language. Same with a German or Russian
Don't mind the Idioti.
Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Nicepoker(m): 10:43pm On Jun 13, 2022
Candidlady:
So what to trying to do OP. You guys got the highest number of profs in the country but northerners are still ruling you guys.


Who English help undecided
Is the country progressing? That show the northern rulers are bereft of ideas.
Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by vonlogon: 11:35pm On Jun 13, 2022
Kingozymandias:
Op Try and have sense... Even Chinese will make worse blunders trying to write English because English isn't their first language. Same with a German or Russian

He could have just written it in his language then.

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by obagofizzy(m): 11:59pm On Jun 13, 2022
English 0, cutlass and dagger 100%
If you know you know

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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by NotBeenPaid: 4:04am On Jun 14, 2022

Dis English don turn me to stammerer embarassed

Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Nobody: 6:20am On Jun 14, 2022
Kingozymandias:
Op Try and have sense... Even Chinese will make worse blunders trying to write English because English isn't their first language. Same with a German or Russian

Chinese are not taught in school with English, so your point is mute. Same with Germans and Russians. Though, it's silly when Nigerians start criticising people based on English.
Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by depressedlad: 12:33pm On Jun 14, 2022
Ecos:
Keep shut akuya. We are colonized by the English people. English is the major language we use here. At least make him make sense small. Can u now explain to us what he wrote up there?
at leasts make him make sense is this correct? mr english? grin grin grin grin
Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Lanretoye(m): 1:08pm On Jun 14, 2022
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Re: Northerner Scatters Facebook With English As He Reports A Crime Scene by Lanretoye(m): 1:20pm On Jun 14, 2022
1k for who fit translate this vernacular to English for me

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