dayokanu: Why doesnt Mata have 3 assists in this game

Assisted Sturridge , Terry and Torres 4th goal iirc

torres' 4th goal that a defender headed into a goalie's chest should be mata's assist?
dayo - have you been smoking lately?

coogar:

torres' 4th goal that a defender headed into a goalie's chest should be mata's assist?
dayo - have you been smoking lately?

Mata released the ball to Torres before Onuoha and Kenny got it mixed up.

I am expecting 4 assists for Mata now

dayokanu:

Mata released the ball to Torres before Onuoha and Kenny got it mixed up.

I am expecting 4 assists for Mata now

so how's that an assist?
mata released the ball for torres, pass was intercepted by a defender.
he headed it into the goalie's chest. 2 contacts were made between mata and torres.

that is not a goal assist, mr dayo.
i know you are desperate for points. next time, choose players who can perform.
and stop relying on dodgy situations to score points.

Is Bale also not getting that assist for VdV's goal?

dayokanu: Is Bale also not getting that assist for VdV's goal?

it didn't touch 2 players of the opposing team. adebayor guarded the ball for van der vaart to whack it.

coogar:

it didn't touch 2 players of the opposing team. adebayor guarded the ball for van der vaart to whack it.

How you feeling?

Ibime:

How you feeling?

you would be dead in round 2 on wednesday
kompany would score in 2mrw's manchester derby that would end in a boring 1-1.

Smiles. . . Get in!!. .

When Dayo mentioned it. I wondered how Mata didnt get the assist. . . But now Its bn updated. . Mata got all the 4 assist he made.!! #Delight . . . .

Battle not won yet stillll.. . . But Mata vs Suarez between Pornstars and alakori is looking tasty


To all that captained Cisse. I seriously wish he doesnt score at stamford bridge!

coogar:

torres' 4th goal that a defender headed into a goalie's chest should be mata's assist?
dayo - have you been smoking lately?

Now should I ask you what you have been smoking?

Woolies?

coogar:

you would be dead in round 2 on wednesday
kompany would score in 2mrw's manchester derby that would end in a 1-0 win to hand City the title.

Done!!!

Saurez not playing and most importantly not on the bench!. . Thank you Kenny

Hah. . . Easy peasy. Chamo, U say something?

Bring on the Semi finals

[size=14pt]Cockblockers' season ends with limp surrender to Galacticos
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Prolific Cockblockers fans were today waking up to the bitter news that their team have suffered a resounding defeat to Galacticos. A cacophany of laughter greeted Cockblockers' demise as rival managers could not pass up the opportunity to poke fun at Sir 4k-a-lot. FPL news caught up with rival manager Captain Amangala at the fishing port of Ipukulubiye, a 5 minute boat ride from Borokiri, PH where the Ipukulu Marines are based.

According to Amangala, "Sir 4k-a-lot is an eediot. Its a case of a fool counting his chickens before they hatch." Sir 4k-a-lot had stocked his team with double gameweek players and had taunted rival managers before Gameweek 36 believing he had superior firepower. According to Amangala "4k-a-lot claimed that Ipukulu Marines were lucky not to draw Cockblockers, but even if we had drawn them this week, we would have beaten them." Amanagala went on to add "what's the point of dominating the regular H2H season, only to fall at the first hurdle in the play-offs? Kai, this guy is trophyless once again."

Bwahahahahahahah. . .

I was just waiting till the off the game-week to tell him he was lucky not to have drawn me. , but he got adebayor tho. Anything can happen still. I wont celebrate just yet

Ibime:

Done!!!

the record is not over yet!

Can the cockblockerz get a 9point bonus point from somewhere we shall see 2mrw . .

^^^He would need 13 bonus points actually!



If only I had started Kompany ahead of Taylor, I would be pushing 150 points sef.


Sitting in the corner (Don't dull)
Wearing Dolce and Gabanna (Don't dull)
Awon BOYS DONE HAMMER!!!! (Don't Dull!)

lol. . . Eiyaaaa

Well, thank Lucifer for luck-based games otherwise nuccas with poor IQ like Ibime and Lalaboiy would have committed suicide before adulthood!

Nuccahs like Captain Amangala are usually "good" at Ludo whilst nuccahs like Sir 4k-A-Lot are Chess grandmasters.

Ibime: [size=14pt]Cockblockers' season ends with limp surrender to Galacticos
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Prolific Cockblockers fans were today waking up to the bitter news that their team have suffered a resounding defeat to Galacticos. A cacophany of laughter greeted Cockblockers' demise as rival managers could not pass up the opportunity to poke fun at Sir 4k-a-lot. FPL news caught up with rival manager Captain Amangala at the fishing port of Ipukulubiye, a 5 minute boat ride from Borokiri, PH where the Ipukulu Marines are based.

According to Amangala, "Sir 4k-a-lot is an eediot. Its a case of a fool counting his chickens before they hatch." Sir 4k-a-lot had stocked his team with double gameweek players and had taunted rival managers before Gameweek 36 believing he had superior firepower. According to Amangala "4k-a-lot claimed that Ipukulu Marines were lucky not to draw Cockblockers, but even if we had drawn them this week, we would have beaten them." Amanagala went on to add "what's the point of dominating the regular H2H season, only to fall at the first hurdle in the play-offs? Kai, this guy is trophyless once again."

Lol. For the record i never said I'd beat Galacticos, in fact you were the one blowing me trumpet:

Ibime: Ipukulu Marines and Cockblockers are already through to the semi-final.

At least now you've admitted you are an "eediot", we already knew you were a phool!

oh!!. . Now its luck-based

lalaboi: oh!!. . Now its luck-based

25% skill 75% luck!

ritchboy: Well, thank Lucifer for luck-based games otherwise nuccas with poor IQ like Ibime and Lalaboiy would have committed suicide before adulthood!

Nuccahs like Captain Amangala are usually "good" at Ludo whilst nuccahs like Sir 4k-A-Lot are Chess grandmasters.



Lol. For the record i never said I'd beat Galacticos, in fact you were the one blowing me trumpet:



At least now you've admitted you are an "eediot", we already knew you were a phool!

Cry me a river!!!

Luck got you into H2H play-offs. Nuccahs like Amangala have long taken their team to top of main league whilst you focus on luck-based games against the likes of Gat2Lose FC.

See you next season!

ritchboy:

25% skill 75% luck!

that 75% took you a long way tho. . .and i guess ur 25 don't exist....

all that free-transfer pilling for what? only to be dumped out . .

Ibime. . . i go turn you to eran ibile

lalaboi: Ibime. . . i go turn you to eran ibile

I hope you remember last year's semi-final against Borokiri Boyz. . . go check your records again. . .

So I lost to Lalaboy?

chamotex: So I lost to Lalaboy?

You was never in my league mate! O kere si number mi . .

Ibime:

I hope you remember last year's semi-final against Borokiri Boyz. . . go check your records again. . .

Ok, keep living in the past brah. . .we shall saw

C'mon Rooney! . .No fall my hand abeg!

~Rooney so useless . . . .