I remember when men were boys. My friends and I use to visit places during xmas with our babes then I was babeless. We visited water park at Ikeja to refresh ourselves in the pool. I was first to jump in then a gal followed me and my friends all joined us. I was just relaxing in the pool drinking while my half is in the water. Then someone drew my Kpekus. I shook my body as if a snake step on my legs. I smiled and started cursing. Suddenly another person played with my kpekus this time with a heavy slap. I shouted like a woman singing in tiny voice. These are my friends galfriend doing this to me. This time I had to join them in swimming. I was swimming close to one of the gal's butt when she farted(MESS) heavily. Farting is kind of amazing cos it brings out bubbles. . I was like "What kind of girls are my friends dating?" I left the pool in annoyance and never swim again. The gals were just laughing.

i hope it didn't hurt

Xynerise na confirmed fool.

^ May Amadioha collaborates with Sango suck your breas't.

All these children sef.

^^ Back to sender.

Kpekus, e pain you so tey you gats double post?

Like I said, Xynerise is a confirmed fool.

What an amazing life you live.

@tamite. No be your fault. Na your boyfriend wey get mushroom for kpekus u dey call fool.

^^ Of course it's not my fault.

And how you take know say my boyfriend get mushroom for im kpekus? You don see am before ni?

If you wan insult person, at least spell the word correctly. It's "termite" and not "tamite". If I call you fool now, you go vex say I dey call you fool.

And why did you edit the second post in the double post? E be like say wetin I talk enter you well well.

Poster you don gock yourself oooo me bashy i go do 3things together inside that water

@tamite. You think I dont know how to spell termite? You just talk too much like a typical Ijebu gal. I was just letting it rhyme with your childish username . Ode.

^Lmfao

xynerise:

@tamite. You think I dont know how to spell termite? You just talk too much like a typical Ijebu gal. I was just letting it rhyme with your childish username . Ode.

You be goat, I swear. I think it's not news to us all that you can't spell correctly. Instead of you to take the correction and move on with your life, you dey there dey form boss. Your head like tin milk, useless rat.

Tanimz dear how are you Happy Ramadan

^^ I am doing well jare. Thanks and same to you.

@poster.if i were u swimming would become my hobby

lol

@tanimz thanks jare hope you see all what i send over

^^ You've come again o. What did you send over?

things you needed for Ramadan

And na me you been see to send "things" to for dream?

yes who else if not my dear Tanimz

Haba, Hunku, you need some sleep. You deserve it, tomorrow may be the first day of the new month. We wouldn't want people to think that you are crazy.

Why will they think am crazy cos am taking care of my little sister?

tanimz:

You be goat, I swear. I think it's not news to us all that you can't spell correctly. Instead of you to take the correction and move on with your life, you dey there dey form boss. Your head like tin milk, useless rat.

xynerise i no for chop again, see how tamite dey insult u and u no fit talk. whether u don sef because i too much

^^^ come shey you be ex convict ni? how many times them don ban you cos you never sound like a newbie

bashy_demy:

Why will they think am crazy cos am taking care of my little sister?

Your little whah?

PretiEbony:

xynerise i no for chop again, see how tamite dey insult u and u no fit talk. whether u don sef because i too much

God bless you.

@pretiebony. Tamite cannot stand my yabis and if I start she will logout. Happy Ramadam jare.

@pretiebony. Tamite cannot stand my yabis and if I start she will logout. Happy Ramadam jare.

@tamite. Na wetin this guy dey tell u make one gal get unwanted pregnancy for my street. You better wise up this ramadan fasting season.

^^^ were u the one that impregnated the gal?

xynerise:

@pretiebony. Tamite cannot stand my yabis and if I start she will logout. Happy Ramadam jare.

@tamite. Na wetin this guy dey tell u make one gal get unwanted pregnancy for my street. You better wise up this ramadan fasting season.

If this had been last week, I'd certainly have given you the response you deserved. But now, I'm in no mood to sin because of you. I'd say the same thing I said to your fellow creature Pretibony, God bless you.